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    1. 08-07-2008 06:52 AM #1
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      Jehovah's Witnesses

      On the weekend I was visited by the ever-persistent door-to-door God-salespeople. They knew right away I wasn't buying it so they cut to the chase - "Do you believe governments today have the peoples' best interests at heart?"

      To which I kindly replied, "I certainly do!"

      To which he looked for a moment, stunned, which gave me my golden opportunity to eject myself from the "conversation" by finishing with "...and you have a nice day now!" *close door*

      Eh, nothin better to do on a weekend than give people a false impression
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    2. 08-07-2008 01:56 PM #2
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      You should have said, "Would you mind coming back a bit later? We're in the middle of having an orgy."
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    3. 08-10-2008 01:26 PM #3
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      Teehee I haven't seen that video in years. Good times, good times. Genesis FTW.
      ~If we were made in His image, then why aren’t humans invisible too?~
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    5. 08-11-2008 01:24 AM #5
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      It says the video is no longer available...what is up with that?
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    6. 08-11-2008 04:28 AM #6
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      the easiest way to get rid of a jehovah witness is to read passages from the bible, even if you're an atheist you could still do it. or at least that's what i've heard from people, most of the time if they ever come around here we open the door and when they say they're jehovahs we close the door. i've also heard if you have an american flag in your yard they'll avoid the house, but i don't know
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      Quote Originally Posted by Minervas Phoenix View Post
      lol thats funny
      This shit never happens to me
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      It says the video is no longer available...what is up with that?
      Youtube is a bit douche. But there is more no worries.
      Last edited by Minervas Phoenix; 08-11-2008 at 01:23 PM.
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    9. 08-12-2008 02:37 AM #9
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    11. 08-13-2008 01:09 AM #11
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      Aww the kids are so cute in the second one

      Thanks for sharing some of the nicer things to come from worship.
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      Tell me about it. I forgot how cute kids can be until I saw that yesterday. How amazing.
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      Anyone ever read the Watchtower. It's freaking great. Some of the funniest shit I've seen. It's this jehovahs witness magazine that has stories about how to live your life, raise your kids etc. It's so funny.
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      Quote Originally Posted by nitsuJ View Post
      the easiest way to get rid of a jehovah witness is to read passages from the bible, even if you're an atheist you could still do it. or at least that's what i've heard from people, most of the time if they ever come around here we open the door and when they say they're jehovahs we close the door. i've also heard if you have an american flag in your yard they'll avoid the house, but i don't know

      I was told that when I was a Christian! Well, the bible bit. Apparently Jehovah's witnesses miss parts out of the Bible and don't understand it.

      However, when they came around we talked bible for many hours and I was perfectly satisfied with their answers. They knew their stuff even if they were incapable of justifying the smallest one of their beliefs. This is a weakness all Christians I have ever spoken to have, so it didn't bother me.

      I have a translation of their bible. Its a bit too literal for me. It often sacrifices prettiness for accuracy of translation. I keep it around. If I need to find a Bible verse, I read that translation first, then get my translation from the NIV.
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