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11-21-2009 09:53 PM #1
Cleetus the Conservative Christian finds DreamViews
HA HA! I knew ye'all couldn't resist the temptaytions of them... loose dreams and... and sleep dialysis! Y'all just fallin into the sanctimony of EVIL. Them dreams you be having! Haha... that aint's D fucking Cs talking to you boy... THEM DEMONZ!!! The next time y'in that sitiuation, what you gotta do is you call boy! CALL FOR JESUS! And banish them im Christ's name!
Couldn't help but noticin... All o' yall havin 'amino' in yur feeency picture thingies... lemme tell you summing... Ah heards about them fings, they aint noffing but the DEVIL IN DISGUISE! All o dem antichrists... RICHARD DAWKINS. SAM HARRIS, CHRIS HITCHENS! Them all SATANIC names... they trynno SEDUCE you wiv all o this talk on 'amino acids' and 'natural selection'... EVIL-ution! So what? The fucking galaxies, and stars and planets... you tellin me that them were all created BY A MONKEY??????
Y'all fuckin false prophets. My disciples here bring out the worst in y'all. Y'all be blasfeemin the name of the Lord. Y'all leevin fuckin disgustin posts on eerie fuckin forbidden shit! Harf you all fuckin HOMOSEXICLES! Fuckin man and two men can't have no fucking babies, y'all gonna burn in hell for this shit.
All o yall dreamin invite Satan into your foughts.The starz...
The planets...
The intricate and dynamic machinery of nature...
Are you saying,
that all of this was created,
BY A MONKEY??????
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11-21-2009 10:13 PM #2.. / .- –– / .- .-.
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11-22-2009 10:05 PM #3Consciousness Itself
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Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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11-22-2009 10:17 PM #4
Is that written by a real person? This isn't something made up off of the top of your head just to see our reactions?
'Cuz if it was written by a real person... then dayum. I know I got some white trash Bible thumpers in my county, but this is the most stereotypical depiction of one yet. How does a person like that exist anymore?
The fucking galaxies, and stars and planets... you tellin me that them were all created BY A MONKEY??????The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read."If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
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11-23-2009 12:58 AM #5
What is this? SB?
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11-23-2009 01:12 AM #6not so sure.. Achievements:
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I thought it was a funny satire
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11-23-2009 11:22 AM #7King of All Wild Things
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*takes a dump on the floor*
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11-23-2009 11:23 AM #8Banned
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/me eats Tarsier's steaming dump.
Mmm, dump.
Amen.
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.Last edited by CarmineEternity; 11-23-2009 at 11:26 AM.
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11-24-2009 04:21 AM #9Member
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Close enough. Originally Posted by Xox
- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
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11-24-2009 04:22 AM #10Expert LDer Affirmation!
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How does a duck growing an alligator head have any evolutionary use or logic? Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.
I rest my case.DILDs: A Lot
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11-24-2009 04:39 AM #11Consciousness Itself
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You have accepted the lies of Lucifer. What Bon Jovi albums have you been playing backwards? Demons OUT!!!! Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer
How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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11-26-2009 06:58 PM #12Banned
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And three of the staff members are BLACK!
We're all going to hell.
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11-27-2009 04:42 PM #13That didn't make any sense...at all. Evolution is a lie because I've never seen a duck with an alligator head? Then Christianity is a lie because you've never seen Jesus riding a flying rhinoceros with a dancing banana. Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.
As for the original post, I thought it was funny.
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11-30-2009 02:22 AM #14I WANT A LUCID DREAM!!!!!
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OH SHI- Originally Posted by ninja9578
And three of the staff members are BLACK! We're all going to hell.
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11-30-2009 02:57 AM #15Master of Logic Achievements:
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Funniest post in thread. Originally Posted by ninja9578
And three of the staff members are BLACK! We're all going to hell.
Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
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11-30-2009 03:03 AM #16Consciousness Itself
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Is there really a second person in this thread trying to debate me? Even after the Bon Jovi comment? If God were real, more people would have the ability to spot satire when it's extremely obvious. Originally Posted by AbstractAsylum
That didn't make any sense...at all. Evolution is a lie because I've never seen a duck with an alligator head? Then Christianity is a lie because you've never seen Jesus riding a flying rhinoceros with a dancing banana.
As for the original post, I thought it was funny.
Poe's Law is all too real.How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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11-30-2009 03:07 AM #17Legend
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Eh.. why is this still open? ClouD opened R/S up to moderation, and this.. is pure senseless BS.
Things are not as they seem
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12-02-2009 11:19 PM #18Banned
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Originally Posted by ninja9578
And three of the staff members are BLACK! We're all going to hell.... sdfasd ... must ... resist ... funny ... racist ... irony Originally Posted by Jeff777
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