For the last time... what the FUCK are Christians talking about when they say that they were "Inspired by the Holy Spirit"???


It's like, the bible: "By the Holy Spirit I read it!"
"The Holy Spirit gave me a vision"
"I felt the Holy Spirit in church today" (seriously, what the hell does that mean?)
"I had confirmation by the Holy Spirit"
"And I was filled by the Holy Spirit!"
"Sometimes when I pray I FEEL God's Spirit flowing through me!"
"You wouldn't know... you don't have the Holy Spirit!"

Please, tell me. What on Earth do you mean?

I mean I have people saying like, "The Holy Spirit touched me" and when I quiz them on it it just turns out to be they got a really good feeling. Oh my fucking God? Why don't you SPEAK ENGLISH THEN??????????????? Why didn't you just fucking SAY THAT???????????????

I have this idea that most Christians seem to think that EVERYTHING that happens to them is in some way EXTRA SPECIAL so they just CAN'T get through the day without thinking that something was a sign or something.

Seriously, they are speaking a different language! Can someone explain to me once and for all what the Holy Spirit is supposed to bloody be? And don't just go, "Oh you wouldn't know cause you haven't felt it"... BOLLOCKS! You KNOW you can describe it, you just want to keep it all mystical and special. Oh thank your GOD that he makes it so that his believers cannot even describe the Spirit to us! I'm sure that's BOUND to attract loads of followers. Why the bloody hell would God make it so that unbelievers CAN'T KNOW what the Spirit is? Seriously. Does he WANT me to go to hell?

I don't want any bull this time. If Christians keep their jargon up like this then soon they'll start speaking Elizabethan English again. In fact they already are. I keep reading stuff like "And I was released that I should warn the world" ????????????? Seriously, SPEAK ENGLISH. It's as if they WANT us to be confused!

What are you hiding?

Sorry, very angry.