Boy George: I'm in!!!
Michael Bolton: Fuck yeah, me too!!!
*Gym doors close for 5 hours. What happened there stayed there*
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Boy George: I'm in!!!
Michael Bolton: Fuck yeah, me too!!!
*Gym doors close for 5 hours. What happened there stayed there*
Tsubasa: Aww...that looked like fun...oh well...what should I do? I'm so bored...with my Yami gone, it seems like nothing's happening at all around here...*continues to sips peach smoothie*
Blorgulox: I feel like nailing you to a phone booth and throwing watermelons at you....
Leo: How about a payphone? Infact, I might just do that.....
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Oops, I missed :mad:
Tsubasa does look a lot different in those jeans doesn't he?
Blorgulox: Wtf was that?
Some popular whore from my high school: I dunno *starts giving Blorgulox a blowjob*
Blorgulox: Oh well... *participates in a cum fest*
Leo: Oooo, can I join in? :D
Tsubasa: *Pulls off fake beard and glasses, wipes watermelon juice off of self* Actually...that was kind of fun!
Dark Tsubasa's Disembodied Echoey Voice: Then maybe you'd be up for a rousing round of bukkake, my Castrati little counterpart? Mwaahahaha!
Tsubasa: *shivers* Oh! What was that? *looks around*
*walks back in and hits the check in clock.*
3 months late for work.....
Hops over the bar and makes some drinks.
Tsubasa: *Walks up to bar* Ooh, those look good! Heyyy...you wouldn't be able to make me a spirit-free Piņa Colada, would you? Pleeeze?
*Mixes up the drink and gives it to Tsubasa*
Spirit free. Enjoy :P
*Grabs a beer and chugs it*
Leo: I seriously want some fun around here...
Tsubasa: Oh, thank you, Mister Anima, sir...*drinks* Ahh...wonderfully refreshing...
Dark Tsubasa's Disembodied Echoey Voice: ...sure, you could do that...my counterpart's a real pushover...oh yeah, I'd love to watch...
Tsubasa: Oh! *looks around* Did anyone else hear that? I could've sworn --
*he begins to fade*
Tsubasa: Huh!? Whaa -- oh! Oh, no! I'm disappearing! Mister Leo, anyone! Help!
*disappears completely, all that is left is his drink on the bar*
Tsubasa's Disembodied Echoey Voice: Who are you...no, no, no! Please don't...someone help!
*walks in not knowing whats going on*
Alex: Hey?
Blorgulox: well, it seems that Dark Tsubasa and Tsubasa's souls are cum swapping...
*Gets some girls and participates in a soul cum fest*
Random girl: Ow! My eye!
Blorgulox: I'm a real squirter :P
Random girl: Learn to aim bett- *gulp*
Blorgulox: Funny coincidence, this bar is called The Mouth full, cept it isn't a gay restaurant (good old George Carlin)
*See's Tsubasa vanish*
Anima: SHit......
*picks up and dials a number*
ANima: Hello Ghostbuster?! Get over here!
*4 guys in jumpshuits barge in and start shooting randomly, trying to hit a ghost.*
Leo: OMG Tsubasa! I'll save you!
Grabs one of the Ghostbuster's gear and gets Tsubasa back
Leo: Ahh, I'm glad that's over... Hey, Blorgulox?! Can I join in? I seriously need to let this sexual tension off!
Blorgulox: Sure, knock yourself out, I'm done, these ghostbusters really scared me cumless! So I'll just work on my new inventions.
Dark Tsubasa: What are they?
Blorgulox: Well, UI got an idea for a booth that you pay 1$ for a baptism. I also got the idea for the curcomcision vending machine. I'm trying to design a series of backpacks and purses that have built-in coffee and ice cream machines.
Dark Tsubasa: Nice, would you happen to have a rubber glove?
Blorgulox: Here you go.
Random girl: What? Why? Oh! *splurt*
Dark Tsubasa: Damn, it's slippery as hell in there! Like ice!
Blorgulox: Quick, get some salt.
Random girl: Nooooooo!!!!
Leo: *In a dreamy voice* Hey random girl, what's your name?
Girl: RG
Leo: Cool 8)
RG: Who are you?
Leo: Leo, who is the best at shagging, apparently.
RG: Wait, I see where this is going!
Leo: You do?! So, do you wanna?
RG: Sure!
They both go upstairs and there is the sound of bashing and stuff.. Sawdust falls from the roof ofthe bottom floor
Blorgulox: Give me a siberian mist
Bartender: What the fuck is a siberian mist?
Blorgulox: It's got whisky, vodka, gin, just a bunch of shit, put a bunch of shit... just gimme a siberian mist
Bartender: I still dunno what the fuck a siberian mist is, maybe we should give it a test?
Blorgulox: What, the Mario test?
Bartender: Mario... Mario's a fuckin' psycho
Blorgulox: How 'bout the Luigi test?
Bartender: Blow me Bruno
Blorgulox: If you say so
Bartender: aaaaaahhhh!
Blorgulox: I forgot to tell you, I bite
*Blood flies all over the place*
Blorgulox: I'll go check up on the kids *Goes upstairs*
Leo: OMG, Blrgulox, what are you doing here!?
Blorgulox had walked into the room, and Leo and RG were both... wel you know.
RG: Hi Blorgulox! Wanna join in?
Blorgulox: what's with all the joining in? You think all I care about is sex! You think I'm obssessed with orgies! DO YOU!
Leo: Yeah, now join in
Blorgulox: Sure
RG: Oh you're good...
Who was she talking to?! Find out when Gezus posts!!!
Tsubasa: Oh...Mister Leo, you saved me again! *sighs, smiles*
*Suddenly, a skinny, swarthy youth becomes visible beside Tsubasa; he had long fluffy black hair, and is dressed in a red leather jacket with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, a blue shirt with a violet and green emblem on the front, black jeans, baggy white socks and black shoes; he immediately collapses*
Tsubasa: Oh! *kneels and catches him*
[b]Strange Youth: Ohh...what...what happened?
Tsubasa: You should be all right now...just who are you, anyway?
Strange Youth: My name's Kijika...who -- who are you? Where am I?
Tsubasa: My name's Tsubasa. Nice to meet you Kijika. This is the DreamViews Bar. Don't worry, you're safe here...
[b]Kijika: Oh, good. Thank you so much, Tsubasa.
Tsubasa: No problem...*blushes* I love your outfit, Kijika...
Kijika: Oh, thank you! I like it very much myself...it's my favorite.
*Tsubasa stands up and helps Kijika to his feet*
Tsubasa: Would you like...to sit down for a while and have a nice drink...with me?
Kijika: *Blushes* Sure!
Tsubasa: *laughs, turns toward bar* Mister Bartender! Two more peach smoothies, please!
Kijika: Oh, peach is my favorite flavor!
Tsubasa: Mine too! *takes Kijika's hand* Come on, let's go sit down!
Kijika: OK! *lets Tsubasa lead him to a private booth, sits down opposite Tsubasa*
Bartender: *walks over to table with two tall glasses* Here you are! *puts a glass down in front of each of them, and a straw, and heads back toward the bar*
*[b]Kijika each put their staws in their smoothies and begin sipping daintily, each smiling at the other*
Leo: OK, now that's weird, my senses are tingling...
RG: That's just an orgasm :)
Leo: Hmm, I thought it was my Tsubasa-is-in-trouble sense. Maybe I should go check if he's OK..
RG: Stay!
Leo: *Whimpers* OK
Blorgulox: No worries, Tsubasa's not in trouble, he's just a homo is all, I got an idea! let's pull a prank on him in that booth with Kijika!
*Goes to their booth, jumps up on the table, and takes a shit right into Tsubasa's smoothie, then runs off*