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*Comes back to life and casts a purple spell, causing everything in a 50 foot radius to turn purple!*
Blorgulox: Huzzah!
Waiter: OMG! YOU SOOOO STUPID!
Blorgulox: ... *Word of God* Go anally rape everyone except me...
Waiter: OMG!!!! OMG OMG!!!!
Blorgulox: Shite! he already has anally raped everyone!
Waiter: YOU PISS ME OFF! CHINPOKOMON AWAKEN!
*Pikachu walks in, wacks Blorgulox on the head with a dead chicken, and leaves*
Blorgulox: Hey God, you want a beer?
Leo: OMGz can I have a drink? :)
Blorgulox: You guys are such cheese monkeys...
*decides to venture more*
Leo: Hey look! A door!! *Opens the door*
Leo: OMG swimming pool!!! *puts on some swim gear that appeared out of nowhere and dives into the pool*
Amé: Leo! Get out of there!
Leo: Why?
Amé: Because some drunk guy who can't hold his liquor was in there before you.
Leo: OMGZ :shock:
*gets out of the closet*
Truthbearer: Good for you Leo!!! I'm glad you finally came out officially!
Dark Tsubusa: I knew you were enjoying all that sodomy
Random dude: Hey weren't you dead?
Dark Tsubasa: OH right... *dies*
*Comes up to random popular girl speaking with her friends*
Blorgulox: Hey, stop calling me ok? I've had enough
Random girl: but...
Blorgulox: Look, just stop calling me!
*Walks away and one of the girl's friends comes over*
Girl's friend: Hey, what's the problem?
Blorgulox: I don't care as long as she stops calling me!!!
*a hot girl walks up to Leo*
Girl: Hey Leo, you're sooo sexy
Leo: OMGz hi!
Girl: Hey.... Anyway as I was saying you're soooooooooo sexy
Leo: ........
Girl: ???
Leo: ........
Girl: ???
Leo: ........
Girl: ???
Leo: ........
Girl: OK stop now.
Leo: Sure :D
Girl: Wanna **** me?
Leo: OK :D
Girl: Great!!
Leo: One problem....
Girl: What?
Leo: How do you 'star star star star'? I've never heard of it.....
Girl: It's censored
Leo: What's the real word?
Girl: ****
Leo: :huh2:
Girl: *sighs* you idiot! *goes out*
Leo: Have a nice day!!!
*The hot girl comes back in and has her period on top of Leo's head*
*leo finds it oddly soothing and pleasant*
Leo: If I hadn't just come out of the closet I would so get a girlfriend so she can do that to me every 35 days...
Random Bloke (let's call him Kaniaz): You are so smart it scares me...
Dark Tsubasa: ...wait a minute, I'm a friggin' demon! I can't die! *gets up* I want a beer and I want to screw something!
Tsubasa: *floats down through ceiling in ray of light* I'm back, everyone! *giggles*
[b]Dark Tsubasa: Where'd you go, Hikari?
Tsubasa: Well, I went back with Mama when I died -- but she said it wasn't my time, so she sent me back.
[b]Dark Tsubasa: You are an incredible wuss, do you know that?
Tsubasa: *Gives his Yami a fed-up look* Well, I'm going upstairs now...the beds are so soft and comfy...and I'm tired. Why don't you come with me, Yami?
[b]Dark Tsubasa: Eh, sure why not...*grabs some random guy's tall frosty beer off his table while his head is turned, follows his Hikari upstairs* I dunno...if nobody else comes up, can I screw you, Hikari?
Tsubasa: No, Yami!
Dark Tsubasa: Damnit...
Leo: :shakehead2: Maybe [b]Dark Tsubasa should be a little less horny.....
Blorgulox: I disagree
Cheese monkey: Huzzah!
Leo: OK someone must agree with me....
The USA: Well, I agree, we can't show anything naked on television mmm'kay, even if it's just a little baby and even if it's past midnight mmm'kay, not on Fox adleast, we'll just show stupid reality tv with hot girls in bikinis, but no actual nudity.
Europe: Fugoff! Nudity is natural! Anyone can be horny if they want to be! and you don't control it!
The USA: mmm... yes I do
Europe: *Shows centerfold of Playboy magazine*
The USA: *Erects*
Europe: Ahah! see!
Canada: aye!
Blorgulox: Aye!
Ireland: Aye!
The ALexander Keith's Spokesman: Were all outta Keith's?! The pride of Nova...
Blorgulox: *Shoots him in the face* Let's all have some beer!
The USA: Yeah! mmm'kay, I'll take a Budweiser
Europe: That's a pussy's beer! It's piss compared to real beer like in Europe! Here, try some of this...
The USA: Dang! Tht's much better than the crap we've got!
Europe: Nearly twice the percentage of alcohol!
Ireland: Aye!
Alexander Keith's Spokesman: But the Pride of Nova Scotia remains in Alexander Keith's *opens a beer*
Japan: And Kill Bill shouldn't have any black and white in it! Just because it's violent doesn't mean you have teh be a dick about it! We brought you bloody movies in full color! Such as Ichi the Killer and The Audition!
Blorgulox: Shut up and drink already!
Amé: Leo, you're not alone in this matter.
Leo: Great! :D Now how can we make DT less horny?
Dark Tsubasa: horny -- and good luck doing that!
Tsubasa: *comes down next to his Yami* Oh...*blushes* I could never be like you!
Leo: Hmmmm.... Amé tickle me.... a lot..... now!
Amé: Sorry, squirt. You're on you own.
*goes back to her private booth*
Leo: Argh forget it. *goes to his private bedroom and weeps*
Tsubasa: *runs upstairs to Leo's door, knocks* Mister Leo? Oh, please don't be sad, Mister Leo! I'm sorry...
Dark Tsubasa: *sighs* Oh well...*goes back upstairs to another private room, locks the door, and spanks his monkey*
Leo: Oh Tsubasa it's only you, please don't be sorry, you didn't do anything. It's just I'm sick of DT.
*decides to get up and do something besides drink a ginger ale*
Amé: I wonder what I shall do...
*goes to find Dark Tsubasa and hits him on the back of the head with a 10 foot pole*
Amé: He he he.... *runs off*