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Dark Tsubasa: *gets up* I can't take this screwy dimension anymore -- a guy can't even choke his chicken for five lousy minutes without some crazy bullshit happening! I'm going home! *sighs* Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy! *disappears in a flash of flame*
Tsubasa: *enters room* Yami? *looks around* Yami, where are you? *walks in a little further, sees scorch mark on floor* Oh...he's...gone.
Blorgulox: Oh no! The horror! the horror! How could he leave us! This will leave me shatterred into several pieces, I will mourn his leave for months... why... oh why! I'm gonna go varnish my pole now, would anyone happen to have some nacho cheese?
Leo: Hmmm it seems something is happening *goes downstairs*
Leo: Where's Dark Tsubasa? Not that I care or anything.....
Blorgulox: You got an erection when you said that Leo... You have a Tsubasa fetish!
Leo: O_o
*Ball of hay rolls by*
*Second ball of hay rolls by, hitting the first*
*Third ball of hay rolls by and pushes Haz into the two others, crushing him*]
Blorgulox: I have nothing to do with this
Leo: Don't they only appear in those Cowboy showdown movies?
Balls of hay disappear
Leo: Yay!!
*Suddenly becomes tired and nods off until head is resting on the table*
Amé: ......ZZZzzzzzzzz............
*wakes up slightly*
Amé: Make the elephant move over. He's touching me.
*goes back to sleep as the curtain closes*
...forever
THE END
Of part one!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
THE END
Please stay tuned until the next part, but for now, the cow milking advert!!!
Now back to the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you may remember Amé had fallen asleep.
Leo: Ahh such a nice day.... nothing to ruin my worries, except, I forgot to pay my fees!! Shit!!!
Blorgulox: Yeah... and why does Truthbearer keep on trying to kill this thread?
*Picks up Truthbearer and jams himj up DT's asshole*
Blorgulox: Dear God!
God: Yeah?
Blorgulox: Nevermind...
Kurt Cobain: This is such a lame joke
Blorgulox: I thought DT was dead!
DT: I was! *dies*
Dark Tsubasa: in my own damn dimension until Blorgy here brought me back to this shithole! Here -- *pulls Truthbearer out of his ass and shoves him up Blorgulox's ass* -- take him, jerk! Now if you don't mind...*disappeares in a burst of flames, again*
Amé *drools on table*
Leo: *goes to bank, pays and comes back* Ahhh, done!! Hey, you don't think anything's wrong with Amé do you? I've never seen her drool....
Blorgulox: Um, you just died *Takes Truthbearer pout of his ass and jams him up Amé's ass* That should wake her up.
Amé: Gezus, you really must stop playing with cardboard cut-outs. You're wasting trees.
*looks down at the table*
Amé: Crap! I forgot I drool when I sleep. *wipes it off really fast* It's ok, Leo. It's nothing abnormal or anything.
Real Truthbearer: Hah! I have fooled you all!!! What you have thought was the real truthbearer was in fact: Amaru!!!!
*pulls off a nasty soiled mask off the fake truthbearer to reveal a grinning amaru*
Amaru: Now that was some ride...
Truthbearer: Erm....whatever you freak. HEY LOOK OUT FOR THAT NUKE!!!!
*Truthbearer flies away as the DV bar, along with the rest of....wherever is destroyed*
Leo: *Manages to survive and take it back in time, then thowing the nuke at Truthbearer making him fly to the other side of the earth, and then it blows up*
Leo: w00t!
(Btw he can't come back to life, nor can he survive it, nor can he do anything)
*unfortunately haz had gone back further than he thought he did, and sent the nuke to the truthbearer-guised Amaru*
Truthbearer- (with Nelson tone) HAHA!
*Screech from Saved by the bell comes into the bar, takes Leo(after verifying it is the real Leo) and violently rapes him to death, and then takes his soul and uses it to build up his comedic skill. Therefore, since Leo is dead and his soul is consumed, there is no way ever he could survive or come back to life, etc, etc. Not even when Screech dies, because everyone knows he is immortal*
Truthbearer- That's a shame...
Leo: Who's this Haz you speak of Truthbearer? :huh2:Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
*unfortunately haz had gone back further than he thought he did, and sent the nuke to the truthbearer-guised Amaru*
that doesn't make you any less dead...Quote:
Originally posted by Haz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Haz)</div>Quote:
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Leo: Who's this Haz you speak of Truthbearer? :huh2:[/b]Quote:
*unfortunately haz had gone back further than he thought he did, and sent the nuke to the truthbearer-guised Amaru*
*leo dies forever*
*Forever goes by....*
Leo: I'm back :D
BLorgulox: shite... this is becoming a waste of time. Let's go have an orgy in the college gymnasium!