Leo: What? urm ok, wait... isn't that your turn on?
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Leo: What? urm ok, wait... isn't that your turn on?
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So...what? :D
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Tsubasa: *snores*
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:lol:
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Leo: *tickles CT*
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we are all really immature in here
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Blorgulox: wazaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Dark Tsubasa: wazaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Random person: wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Leo: *while tickling CT* wazzaaaaaaa!!
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What's it like when Tsubasa's horny? :hrm:
You know, even though Javier Pena no longer exists, I still didn't get my cat back..... That makes me kind of sad.
*starts to cry and soon the entire bar is covered in water*
*off topic*
here's my wallpaper... NEO
http://www.lexus.cz/images/wall-future-1024.jpg
*on topic*
Bartender: HEY HEY HEY STOP CRYING!!!
Leo: man these where new shoes, they're ruined now!!!!
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Tsubasa's never horny -- that's why DT always is. Not to say that Tsuba couldn't be...aroused to say the least... ;) :D
Chris, is your last name Taylor?
no, it's tucker :lol:
P.S CT :goodjob2:
Funny, CT didn't look black when I saw him last...Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
no, it's tucker :lol:
^_~
Edit: OMG is that really you, CT?
No no, wait -- the T stands for ticklish! Woo! ^_^
Yeah...I'm a tickle-fetishist...no point in denying it...
OK, now that we've had a moment of randomness for Javier, can we please get back to the on-topic senslessness?
Leo: Ame please stop crying *pats back* :)
Blorgulox: Stop crying Ame... I said stop crying! I guess I'll have to roshambo you to stop, I kick you as hard as I can in the nuts, then you kick me as hard as I can in the nuts, and the first one to fall loses, I go first
*Kicks ame square in the nuts*
Blorgulox: Huzzah!
*Leo goes to explore Dream Views Bar*
*Leo finds a door*
*Leo walks inside*
*Leo finds a finds restaurant*
Leo: O_O I dodn't know it was Dream Views Restaurant!!??
*Calls everybody*
Blorgulox, those were my pistachios! *stalks away angrily*
*sits down in a private booth and orders a slice of hawaiian pizza*
*Agent Smith comes into bar*
He copies himself into everybody and that is the end of the story
Agent Smith orders a coffee.
The other agent Smith orders a coffee too.
All the Smiths order some coffee. Black coffee.
THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, A VOICE FROM THE CROWD BOOMS "I'll have a latté please"
All the Smiths turn their heads towards in the general direction of which the voice seems to originate from, and gasp in terror
Its one of them, its an agent Smith.... IN A PINK SUIT!
Agent Smith: WTF?
Agent Smith: You are not one of us...
Agent Smith: What went wrong
Agent Smith: Purpose...
Pink Agent Smith: This was inevitable...I was the one that copied over Leo
Agent Smith: Not a problem...
Agent Smith: Your purpose
Agent Smith: ...is elimination
Pink Agent Smith: Never!!! *runs away like a girl*
:laughhard:
*looks around from her private booth and sees all the Smiths* Does that mean no one's bring me my pizza? Gosh!
*takes out a gun and shoots some random Smith* Stupid Smith.
*An unkempt cleric of indeterminate denomination enters a bar in the early nineteen-eighties. Subgenius pamphlet #1 is sticking out from behind a pack of Kool cigarettes in the pocket of his faded black buttondown shirt. As he waits for his mescal, he mutters to himself about the day he'd had, counseling first graders who's teacher had gotten into HIS private sacraments, and proceeded to read to them from William Burroughs. Still waiting for his drink, the padre takes out a tiny wooden pipe, fills it from a black leather pouch hanging around his neck, and disappears shortly after hitting it with a small torch lighter. He reappears in the Dream Views bar, his mescal in front of him, the way he likes it, worm & salt. The scene in the bar is surreal, to say the least, which is also the way he likes it. He lights a Kool.*
Hey Pinkie! Suit in the cleaners?
*Drinks mescal, orders another*
Leo: Hello there, unkempt cleric of indeterminate denomination! How are you?
I'm turning agave worms into butterflies. It's God's work.
*drinks a shot of mescal, blows into the glass, a butterfly climbs out of the glass & sits on the bar*
*offers Leo a go at the sacraments*
*One of the Smiths blows up and Blorgulox appears*
Blorgulox: I had to make a come-back somehow!
*Beats the other Smiths with the blown up Smith's arm*
Blorgulox: Take that you bastards!
*Reaches into a Smith's stomach and suffocates him with his pancreas*
Dark Tsubasa: What are we gonna do with this Smith?
Blorgulox: I dunno... he's all yours
Smith: Noooooooooooo!!!!
Dark Tsubasa: This is gonna be fun... come on up to my room
Smith: Never!
Dark Tsubasa: It is inevitable... blah blah blah
*Dark Tsubasa drags Smith up to the room, the bar then shakes madly and sawdust rains down on the first floor*
Blorgulox: I sort of regret it now...
Leo: What's that-....
*Sees DT come down with a happy expression*
Leo: Actually, I'm afraid to ask.