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Pink Smith: huzzah!
Dark Tsubasa: Shotgun!
Pink Smith: shite!
*Pink Smith chops off DT's testicles*
Dark Tsubasa: God dammit! that's the third time they got cut off!
Chasey Lain: Hey guys
*Blorgulox runs, picks up Chasey and goes upstairs with her, causing even more sawdust to fall*
Leo: *goes inside the restaurant* Waiter!?
Waiter: Yes sir?
Leo: ....... HI!
Waiter: OMG hi!!!! omg you soo kawaii!!!!
Leo: OK stop...
Waiter: OMG!! OMG!! &&;O_O;;;;;;&&;;;
Leo: *hits waiter*
Waiter: OMG you so Baka!!!
*Truthbearer gets a car bomb and drives it into the DV bar...it explodes and everyone dies*
Theend.
*Leo survive through the explosion and manages to create a time portal and send it back in time*
*is still in a private booth* I think I'll have another
*sees the destruction around her* Ah, crap. Who set off another bomb?
*closes eyes, focuses on the amethyst at her throat and visualizes a new DV bar, complete with in-bar cat. Opening her eyes, she sees the bar around her* Yeah! Back to normal.... even though I'm still not sure if that's a good thing. *sips on a cup of coffee*
Leo: Yay! Back to... well quite new! I like the modern look and the.... KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes up and hugs kitty*
Why won't you let this thread die?????? :P
At your service.
*prepares to perform last rites*
A symbolic gesture, mind you, not a killing, and this is the only thread where you can get a drink....
:reading: ....... :wizard: ........ :|
*done*
Bars come, and bars go, but liquor licenses are eternal. :-P
You bastard! You can't let this thread die!! It s all powerful! Muahahahaha!!!! ;pQuote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
Why won't you let this thread die?????? :P
*Techboy, whose character I cannot be assed to create, appears.*
Techboy: DIE!!!!!!
Everybody dies.
*Leo comes back from the dead :P*
Leo: Argh! *kills Techboy and cremates him inside a fire*
Leo: Muahahahahahaahahah!!!! :evil:
*steps around the burning prohibitionists, over the cat, and up to the bar to order a shot*
Last Rites, get your Last Rites here! Group rates available!
*drinks the shot, orders a beer for the cat and another shot*
Leo: How long have I been in Dream Views Bar? *goes to find out*
Leo: So it's from November 9th to January 2nd..... 54 days?! and it's like £5 per night! That's 54x5=£270?! Man i need to go to the bank and withdraw some money!!! Anyone wanna come with me?
The voice of god (me) booms, "No."
Leo: What was that?!
Techboy goes to bank with him, and looks over his shoulder as Leo types his PIN.
Techboy steals Leo's credit card.
God: Thou shalt not steal. *zaps Techboy so Leo can beat him up*.
*Leo rapes techboy*
Techboy: Oops, haha i have aids
Leo: AHHHHHHHHHH!
*Bum sneezes on both of them*
Techboy: OH NOES!!!!
*They both die a slow and painful (and definitive) death....*
*Leo dies* *Wishes that God (Kaniaz) will bring him back to life as he had never done anything wrong*
God: Fine, we need the IQ room temperature to drop a bit more. *revives*
God just laughs at Techboy. "haha AIDS. loser."
Leo: You're saying I have a low IQ? :huh2: :P
In walks an atheus...
Atheus: hey god doesn't exits!!!!!
Leo: He doesn't exit?! You mean he'll be here forever?!?! :P
An Atheist walks in, takes a look around, glances at the atheus...
Atheist: What a Dumbass!!
Leo: Hello atheist!!! I'm an atheist too!