No you kid touchers, I mean fight. |
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No you kid touchers, I mean fight. |
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Umm, why do they have to be healthy Americans? |
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Don't think about those damn kangaroos.
I think I could probably take out a bunch as long as they didn't all swarm me and take me down. 5 year olds are really easy to kick in the face so one good foot right into the face would definitely take on out. Or if I had the chance I guess I could pick one up by the feet and just swing his little bitchass around until his head falls off. Yea I think I'll go with about 30 or so until I get tired. |
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I have decent stamina...but I don't know if I would try to strike the toddlers (with strategic punches and kicks) or simply break there narrow necks with a "quick grab n' twist" technique...hmm...maybe a combination of both. |
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What a heartwarming thread. I have no idea how many I could take down, I've never tried. |
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Oh my shit... LOL |
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“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
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It would be a lot harder if the kids were retarded or had ADD. Then you would just be fucked to hell. |
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Kev wrote: |
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I would grab one and swing it around at the other kids as a club |
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im like 6ft and 200 pounds i think i could take on 50 little kids with punches ......damn now i really want to kick some little kids ass |
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On one hand, this thread is really funny. On the other, (being a bus moniter on my bus) I just keep imagining little kids like my bus children and my little cousins and me hurting them....then it's kind of creepy. I don't know....I'm too tender hearted... |
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Yeah, bring on the little twirps! If you could just get ahold of one or even two of the little buggers (one in each hand) and swing them around in a top like fashion... they'd all be screwed! Gimme 80-100 of em and let em try! I can keep my feet under me no matter how dizzy!! They deserve it anyway... cause they're kids!! |
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When I was about 13 years old, I used to attend an after-care center, that doubled as a creche. |
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Unless otherwise stated, views expressed in this post are not necessarily representative of the official Dream Views stance. Hell, it's probably not even representative of me.
Well one time I was at this kids house who had like... a 9 year old brother and a 9 year old friend there too. They tried to tackle me but I threw them like five feet... it was AWESOME |
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Kev wrote: |
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It depends on how desperate I was. I've got power, but my endurance isn't very high. Also, I wouldn't attack unless I knew that they wouldn't quit and my life/sanity were on the line. Kids half my size and 1/4th my weight... you guess for me. |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
Pack the kids wall to wall... to wall to wall so they can't move, then I can walk on their heads with my cleats. |
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Not if they can't move. |
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This is an interesting premise. I don't think I would ever really do this, but I'd feel like neo in the matrix with all the smith's attacking. |
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