WOAH WOAH WOAH EVERYBODY RELAX!!! I got this.
No more Dead Baby Jokes.
What is much more entertaining than tying a baby to a Tether Ball pole and spinning it around really really fast?
Stopping it with a shovel! 
How many Babies does it take to paint my house?
Depends on how hard I throw them!
How many African American babies does it take to shingle my roof?
Depends on how thin I slice them!
What is funnier than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of Dead babies on fire!
Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies?
I just told you, a pile of dead babies on fire!!
Wanna know whats worse than that?
Live one in the middle!!
Wanna know whats worse than THAT!?!
When he eats his way out!!!!
Wanna know whats worse than THAT!!!!!!!!
When he comes back for seconds.
Yep I totally when there. We had dead babies jokes, live baby jokes, fast baby jokes, racist baby jokes, and cannibalism baby jokes.
Come on people!
1. You are on the Internet, really? you want us to be all sweat and cupcakes?
2. Its a joke. That's it.
3. I'll stop with the Human baby jokes, here try this one.
So, A Baby Seal walks into a Club.....
think about it
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