Thread: If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

I give you the city of Hell, Michigan.

i give you Somalia, the most lawless country on earth

Ha, that post about Hell, Michigan was meant for GMoney!

I give you America, the fattest and most technology-oriented country in the world! (I think)

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

I give you a shared dream

Ha, thanks! Just what I wanted.

Snowboy, why are you giving me some Michigan city? I don't want it so I'm going to regift it. You can have it back.

I give you the ability to perform telekinesis. Have fun.

Thanks! I give you the power of a rock. (see your sig)

I give you a $1000000000000 bill... from Zimbabwe.

I raise your power of rock to level 2 Rock.

I'll give you a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. It must be your lucky day, otherwise it comes with the rest of the package.

I give you a white elephant, because I am king and in the old days kings would give white elephants (or was it regular elephants?) to people they didn't like, because they could never afford to take care of an elephant and if it died, they were sentenced to death because it was a gift from the king, and if they did anything else with it the same thing happened.

I didn't know you would get so upset over a potato, do you have allergies? Seeing as I'm dead right now, and probably in hell. I will send you a furby from down here to eat you alive. Then I'll give you a very warm welcome at the gate of hell.

I use wizardry to fight off said Furby and give you a horse, and don't look it in the mouth.
I lurve puns.

I would have given you a god complex but seeing as you already have one of those.. I give you some explicit content. Hope you like it.

I give you a not-crooked avatar

I'll give you food.

i give you more posts

I give you more posts.
Don't spend them all in one place now, y'hear?

i give you a child, because i don't want it

I give you a slap to the face which causes no injuries.
And by "slap" I mean "bullet" and by "no injuries" I mean "death".

i give you guilt, and lots of it

I give you a happy afterlife, if you believe in one. If not, I give you a coffin

I give you a pile of dead babies and various woodland creatures, all cute.

I give you a heart

I give you a tail, because a human with a tail is awesome