DV Excuse Game!!!!!

i would, but how can i convince someone if i don't beleive it?
tell me where you derived this silly logic

I would, but the information is Classified. It should be posted on that Wiki leaking site sometime soon.

Tell these silly folks here in the USA that not buying motor vehicle fuel for a day will not harm the petroleum companies.

I would but I had my lips sown shut by a twisted serial killer an hour ago.

Chop my hands off.

I can't. That twisted serial killer already chopped mine off.

Turn my tv on for me!

I can't, i have lost the remote
get a new remote for your tv

I would but I don't watch TV and don't care

Bathe me in apple sauce

I would but a monkey ate the last of it yesterday.

Go somewhere.

I would, but that requires too much effort.

Set fire to a pastry.

I would much rather eat it.

Buy me a Dodge Charger,any year is fine.

I would, but I'm a Ford guy.

Buy me some 38" swampers for my truck.

I would, but I dont have any money atm.

Save the Japanese.

I would, but I don't speak japanese (dude that was filthy :cheeky:)

Be a less filthy bastard lol

I would, but that's no fun

Make the weird person in my kitchen go away.

I would, but I like weird people.

Wish me good luck on my next adventure!

I would wish you luck, but I'm not really in the mood for wishing.
Do something about the little bunny at my friends house

Im gonna pay for what i did to his pet rabbit, Daisy.

Shoot the cyberdemon until it dies.

i would but its my cousin
tell me why your fighting my cousin

I would, but I have him in a choke hold.

Bake me a cake with diamonds in it.

I would, but I'm on a horse.

Tell me why old spice is so awesome

It isn't.

Tell me why I love mushrooms.

I would, but its so obvious that I wont.


Be my friend.

I would but, but your avatar picture creeps me out.

Don't drive a monter truck off a cliff and into a giant bucket of yogurt.

But I already did.

Lick the yogurt off my tires.

I would, but I put the yoghurt there for safety.

Turn into a computer virus and infect Google.

I would, but my Norton antivirus would destroy me before I could do it .

Go jump off a cliff.