DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but beer is not me

Be a fish at the bottom of the ocean

I would, but I don't do fish.

Bring be some gummy bears.

I would but I would rather be a bird

tell me an ultimate lucid induction technique

I would, but I'm keeping them all for myself.

Tell me why Windows makes you press the START button to STOP the computer.

I would, but you need to ask Bill Gates for a full in depth analysis

make me go to bed

I would but then I would have no one on dreamviews to play stupid games with

have epic dreams tonight

I would, but I'm already awake.

Give me $10,000,000 USD.

I would but I only have like $8

stop spending money

I would, but I need food

make me feel loved

I want to but your so far away

know that someone understands you :hug:

i would, but I don't feel the love
Spread the love

I would, but I ran out of love.

Make Friday get here faster!

I would, but you won't like me when I'm singing the "Friday Song"
Tell me why people think Call of Duty is "hardcore" when 3rd graders play it (I'm not kidding)
Battlefield (1943) ftw!

I would but that would require me to overlook the fact that 3rd graders also play the battlefield series

buy me an awesome video card for my computer.

I would, but you just insulted the the battlefield series
Give me a torch so I can burn you with fire

I would, but torches don't use fire
Tell me you didn't know that

I would, but I don't like you
Tell me you realize I am American and this:http://weblogs.cltv.com/news/weather...mpic-Torch.jpg is what a torch means to me
(I know that English speaking countries besides U.S and Canada refer to a torch to what America calls a flashlight)

I would, but I am from America and already understood

tell me why people are they way they are

i would but i don't know
tell me why Smh61400 doesn't like me

I would but he insulted me because he thought I had insulted his game. (PS the real reason I want a graphics card is to play battlefield)

buy me something to eat.

I would, but I spent all my money on beer.

Teach me how to play Battlefield.

I would but I have no money and I am hungry......

Eat something good

I would, but i just woke up and im not feeling hungry
Tell me why my mouth always dries up during the night

I would tell you, but you probably would't like the answer.

Go play with a ball of yarn.

I would but I don't have any

tell me if you want it that way