DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but i don't want to be a bad parent
Go into a supermarket and buy EVERYTHING there

I would, but I don't have the finances to do that

give me the finances to do that

I would, but i am afraid you'd buy other stuff
Play a game of monopoly

I would, but it takes too long

play a video game with me

I would, but I can't find a 2-player version of Solitaire.

Write an multi-player version of Solitaire. :)

I would, but I'd rather sit here and do nothing.

Go get me some food.

I would but I ate it all

buy me some unicorns

I would, but we ate them all

Eat Jello

I would, but I only like orange jello, and there is none here

teach me how to do spoiler tags. seriously.

I would but I'm not really sure how

Smoke the bong dammit

I would, but I would rather a blunt

go to Mars

I really want to but I don't have a ride and I'm to lazy to walk

become completely crazy so we can be crazy together haahahahahahahahaa!!!! :silly:

I would, but you want to go silly crazy, i want to pyscho crazy :evil:
Go pyscho crazy!!!!!:sniper::twisted::furious::horse::argue: :split:

I would but I already am

Bite your tongue off and eat it

I would, but I am not Hannibal Lector (I FREAKIN LOVE THOSE MOVIES, I have been watching them for the past few days)

watch Hannibal Lector movies with me

I would but I think I have to leave to go smoke weed and eat sushi

Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but you lost your chance

go to a park and walk a dog

I would but my dogs crazy

Can you make some Nachos?

I would, but I just asked you to make me food

tell me why we are only feeling

I would but then you would understand

Tell why i feel so uncomfortable in this world

I would, but I am too

tell me the meaning of life

I would if I knew it

Become a tomato

I would, but i would rather turn into a guava

give me 1million dollars

I would but then you would become greedy and spend it all on drugs

don't not do anything

I would, but then i'd die
Grab a beer and sit down