DV Excuse Game!!!!!

snowboy two wrongs don't make a right, now give me something to do!

:oops:

Feed my velociraptor!

i would but it died 60,000 years ago
get a new signature

I would, but it took forever to make the first one.

Tell me why velociraptors went extinct.

I would but it would make you sad :(

Do it

Do what?
Eat a pineapple

I would, but it is very spiky on the outside.

Tell me why the song "Grenade" came on immediately after I finished playing Halo Reach. :lol:

i would but i don't either
Quote someone

I would, but I already clicked in the "quick reply" box.

Tell me why a pear doesn't give you strength instead of the apple.

I would but its an ancient secert of the the zulu tribe and you have to go through painful rituals to be told it

dip the apple in peanut butter

i would, but then it would taste bad
Go skydiving

i would but i don't have a parachute so I think I'll just stay in the plane

eat it

I would, but i broke my mouth.

Give me money

I would but I spent it all on ganja :/

smoke it all with me...

i would but somocking is bad for you
stop the floods in in australia, please!

I would but its supposed to happen

make me rice

i would but i anin't chinese
HELP!

I would, but I have to finish this sandwich

Help AustralianFire for me.

I would b- no I just wouldn't do it
Give me a reason to exist

i would, but their isn't
Give me some damm dream control!!!!!!!

I would, but your subconscious says no.

Help me out with my homework!

I would but I'm getting distracted by my television.

Entertain me!

I'd try but it wouldn't be very entertaining.
I can't really be entertaining on command. It's a flaw, I'll admit.
could you help me?

I would but I can't even help myself....

stop that the sadness and suffering of the world

Sorry, but my goal is to make mankind's existance suffer

Tell me how to get those little achievement icons above my avatar (No really, I'd like to know :) )