DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would love to, but I don't see levels anymore but I'm pretty sure I wasn't level two :)

Go get a beer

I would, but I'm underage.

Donate all of your points to me.

I would but I don't know what your talking about

explain

I would, but I'm too lazy to link the post in the Announcements section.

Tell me why you haven't noticed the new Community Hall system.

I have but don't friggin understand it so no

visit me in a dream and give me a cheese burger

I would, but I still need to put ketchup on it.

Eat a cheeseburger.

I would, but I'm allergic to cheese.
Hug the next person you see on the street.

I would, but that is very creepy.

Do 50 push-ups. NOW!!

I would but im kinda sitting in a comfortable chair so I'd just continue sitting in it.

Don't be such a smartass.

I would, but I don't want to be a dumbass.

Buy a live chicken.

I would love to, but I just don't have the money to care for a live chicken. Plus, it would be completely useless.

Tell me why you're so "girly".

I would, but I don't have the letter 'g' on my keyboard even though I just typed it.
Tell me why you read my about me on my profile.

i would but i never did that!
Stop spreading rumours about me!

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Tell me why you read my about me on my profile.

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I like to know at least something about who I add as a friend... :?

I would, but it's too fun. :D

Tell me the worst rumor that got spread about you.

I would, but then I need to upload a picture here :cackle: (long story lol)

Describbe your favourite food

I would, but I don't have a definite favorite food.

Tell me why you only have two achievements.

I would, but I have pry my monkey off of my flying hippo.

Bring me a crowbar!

I would, but I'm afraid of what you will do with it. :paranoid:

Tell me what you plan to do with that crowbar.

I would, but Billy just puked, (he just woke up and said that he saw some silver dude at the top of the box, and it scared him.)

Tell me what you know about that!

I would, but that would be totally batshit.
Why haven't you told me earlier?

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I would, but Billy just puked, (he just woke up and said that he saw some silver dude at the top of the box, and it scared him.)

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That's me! Fuck yeah! :D

I would have, but I didn't feel like it.

Tell me how awesome I am for having a shared dream. :)

I would, but Billy just remembered that that silver dude was Burt Reynolds.

Tell ME how awesome I am for having THREE shared dreams.

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Billy just remembered that that silver dude was Burt Reynolds.

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Damn. :( Oh well, he might not have remembered it. Either that or I'm Burt Reynolds. :D Maybe it was something his mind made up to cover for the fact that he didn't know who he was... who knows? :?

I would, but you didn't.

Tell me how I can be both this person and Burt Reynolds at the same time.

I would love to, but you're drunk, so I don't think that is a good idea.

Go read a book about dreaming

I would, but I know enough that I don't need to read a book on it.

Order me some food.