DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I'm too busy asking the chicken why he crossed the road.

Go to sleep!

I would, but... :cantsleep:

Open sesame.

I would but I can't open the pod bay doors.

Travel to Jupiter on a Banana.

I would but I think you need a space visa for that, which I dont have.

Teach a stormtrooper how to hit a target.

I would but their aim is so bad I'm afraid he would hit me.

Reality Check using only your big toe.

I would, but both my big toes are missing for some reason. Weird.

Drive me to the hospital.

I would, but it'd take me a while to get to where you live.

Travel back in time and give a high five to the guy who invented high fives right before he invents it.

I would but I'm already traveling back in time to meet the guy who invented the planet Jupiter.

Go slam a revolving door.

I would but I cant decide if i should do it while i'm in hulk mode or not.

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars~

How about I fly you to mars instead? At least there's an atmosphere there..

Feed me!

I would but you won't eat the nasty casserole or whatever the joke was from Napoleon Dynamite...

Imagine the audience in their underwear, unless they're all hotties. That will probably just make things worse.

I would, but nobody liked me enough to show up to my event. :cry:

Please come to my nonspecific event.

I would but I bought 'The Promise' avatar comic and I'm going to be busy tonight.

Put on a rock concert. drop the basalt and don't be igneous of the genre.

I would, but I'm pathologically afraid of rocks.
Burn this box of (you guessed it) questionable origin.

I would, but I'm too busy making up excuses. :)

Make me a PBJB sandwich.

I would but I'm out of lead additive.

Crack my back.

I would, but I can't reach it from here.

Tell me how much wood the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I wood but there's too much wood, wood you please help me move it first.

Tell me the story of my siggy.

"Once upon a time there was a little boy named Jack..." oh wait, I'm sure that's not how it goes..

Burn this bag of questionable origin.

I can't burn something that the almighty Llama gave to me...

Hey, post something on DV Excuse Game!!!!! thread

I can't because my dog ate my iPad

Be my servent for a whole day

I can't because you don't have enough money to pay me for my services.

Tell you someone that you love them.

I can't because she's currently conflicted with wanting to talk to her ex, and yet still is predisposed in being gregarious with me, and showing the obvious signs. I don't have time to be a potential rebound, shoulder to cry on, or inflicted with the friend zone.

Go and attempt a DEILD with an auto-dismiss alarm software/app.

I would, but I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz.

Point to your nose.

I missed.

Get a friend to hold one end of a ribbon, and you the other end, and attempt to tie a bow with it together.