Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

Originally Posted by Smh61400

eek sorry I was too late

What?

Sorry, I can see the cake has a strange flavour, I won't eat it

Make all cakes chocolate flavour

I would, but I need to make an excuse for this, so I won't (damn, I love chocolate cake xD)

make me feel worth something, other than shit

I would, but if I knew how, I wouldn't be the way I am

Someone help us

I would, but I can't help myself

tell me how you people have self confidence

I would, but we should probably stop asking eachother things we don't understand

Could someone besides Erible answer me

*random comment*
haha I knew that would happen
*continue*

I'd give an excuse, but you didn't ask anything

Tell me how Missouri is this time of year

I would, but Missouri's weather is so freaking unpredictable I can't. (literally, this is the only place you can wear shorts and a Winter coat in the same week...)

tell me how Darley is this time of year

I would, but Australian weather is REALLY weird, and I live in a crater, which makes it weirder

Tell me how it rained 2 days ago, snowed yesterday, and was 42 Degrees today (over 100 to an American)

I would, but I don't want to spoil Mother Nature's surprise.

Tell me why I like popping packing bubbles so much.

I would if I didn't like ti so much myself

Tell me why I am

i would, but i don't understand your request
Stop people thinking shared dreaming is true

I would, but I honesty don't know what shared dreaming is
Tell me how you got the idea for your signature

I would, but I have utterly no idea myself.

Tell me why everyone can't all just get along.

I would, but that is one of lifes many secrets

make me happy

I would, but i don't know how
Tell me your age

I would, but you should just look at my profile

I wish people weren't so lazy

i would corrupt that wish, but its the wrong thread
Make the water warmer

i would, but I like it cold

charge my laptop

I would, but my charger is plugged into my laptop.

Tell me why the chicken crossed the road.

I would, but that is a very profound question up for open interpretation and I don't want to ruin that moment for you

make it tomorrow afternoon

I would, but if I had a time machine, i'd be rich

tell me how I was so stupid to make that mistake

I would, but i don't know what mistake you made
Sleep on your arm in such a way that when you wake up you can't feel it or use it

I would if I didn't already

Make AustralianFire remember the stupid mistake I made