Alright, so I'm sorry I haven't been able to post as much. IRL has been getting a little crazay so it's a little tough. But, here's my gift to you as an apology.

A Story.


I awoke this morning to the smell of juicy bacon and eggs, melting pieces of cheese atop an everything bagel. I smiled to myself, thinking in my head about how I would begin to devour such a meal. I moved my head, ever so slightly, but alas, it was enough to feel what I had done. The bed was wet. Not with urine, as one would guess. The pillowcase was soaked. The right side of my head was moist.

"What the fuck dude," I thought to myself.

I had drooled a shit-ton all over myself and my grandmother's spare bed.




Love, [SomeGuy]