Games in the bathroom

[AirRick101]

Do you guys ever play mind games while you're in the bathroom? Like, if I'm peeing in my toilet, I will imagine that the length of time I take has a significant impact on some very important goal, like my future income. "The More I pee, the more money I make." Or if I want to get the attention of a certain person, I'll thinking while brushing my teeth "my teeth will magically get whiter and make my smile much more attractive!" Am I weird? If none of ya'll think the same way, you are a loser.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Unfortunately, I get stuck playing the "flush the toilet of the inconsiderate jerk who did their thing, got up and left, also without washing their hands" game just about every time I go to the bathroom. I hate that f***ing game. Does ANYONE flush the toilet anymore in the public bathroom!? It's like some epidemic or sick fad...people just leave shit in there, sometimes literally. I don't know about anyone else, but it's f****ing GROSS, and I was always taught to stay there until everything was gone down the little hole. Am I like, old-fashioned or something?

[InTheMoment]

When I lived with my grandmother, I enjoyed trying to disintegrate the hanging deodorant disc inside the toilet. Each time my grandmother had to replace it I felt a weird sense of accomplishment. I also get enjoyement when I can make the entire surface of the toilet pond bubbly with piss foam. It takes some practice, but with the right amount fuel and careful guidance you can make a nice frothy mural.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Well forgive me for not having a joystick...

[docKnubis]

you can have this one it has a few nobs too

[InTheMoment]

Ramu wrote: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE Well forgive me for not having a joystick... [/b] [/b][/quote] Feel free to borrow mine anytime...I don't charge, but I do ask that you please return it in the condition that you found it.

[kramari]

Rakkantekimusouka is just too busy with braking her own shit! Sorry, read it in the DV Quotes topic and just couldn't resist. No hard feelings?

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by kramari Rakkantekimusouka is just too busy with braking her own shit! * Sorry, read it in the DV Quotes topic and just couldn't resist. * No hard feelings? No hard feelings.

[Clairity]

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka Does ANYONE flush the toilet anymore in the public bathroom!? It's like some epidemic or sick fad...people just leave shit in there, sometimes literally. I don't know about anyone else, but it's f****ing GROSS, and I was always taught to stay there until everything was gone down the little hole. Am I like, old-fashioned or something? Well Rakki.. I think it's just you and me flushing for the rest of the freakin' world! I too was taught that you wipe until nothings left on the paper and you flush until nothing's left in the bowl. Honestly, do people get some kind of cheap thrill in leaving their "crap" behind in a public toilet (cuz ya know they flush at home.. at least I hope they do). I hate to admit it but when I was married to my ex-husband I was ordered not to flush the toilet in the middle of the night unless it was number "2". He was taught not to do this by his mother who claimed the flushing sound disturbed her sleep. (yep..just one more reason he's my ex).

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by Clairity+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Clairity)</div> Well Rakki.. I think it's just you and me flushing for the rest of the freakin' world! * [/b] LMAO Finally! Someone who understands! Now, about when did this start becoming rampant for you? 'Cuz I do seem to remember a time when this wasn't so much the case, and a full toilet meant a clog, plain and simple; usually if you tried to flush it, it would start coming back up . <!--QuoteBegin-Clairity I too was taught that you wipe until nothings left on the paper and you flush until nothing's left in the bowl. * * Honestly, do people get some kind of cheap thrill in leaving their \"crap\" behind in a public toilet (cuz ya know they flush at home.. at least I hope they do). Who knows...I think it's gross, even my own. Originally posted by Clairity I hate to admit it but when I was married to my ex-husband I was ordered not to flush the toilet in the middle of the night unless it was number \"2\". *He was taught not to do this by his mother who claimed the flushing sound disturbed her sleep. *(yep..just one more reason he's my ex). * Maybe that's one of the reasons why...IDK...

[Clairity]

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka Now, about when did this start becoming rampant for you? * 'Cuz I do seem to remember a time when this wasn't so much the case, I can't remember when I first noticed that "non-flushing" was happening more and more but, as you know, there've been people who haven't flushed for whatever reason since the creation of the public toilet.

[MSG]

I just had to answer on account'a this thread somewhat has to do with me... Public bathrooms are a pain to clean, especially if its other peoples pOOp. Sometimes I feel like tipping the janitor if i see a clean bathroom... A nice solution to this problem is simply a hole in the ground leading straight to the sewer lines... dont fall in

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by pOOp I just had to answer on account'a this thread somewhat has to do with me... Public bathrooms are a pain to clean, especially if its other peoples pOOp. Sometimes I feel like tipping the janitor if i see a clean bathroom... A nice solution to this problem is simply a hole in the ground leading straight to the sewer lines... dont fall in Ecch. All joking aside -- AHEM -- I GAG at the thought of having to take care of SOMEONE ELSE'S shit. I could never be a janitor. As much as doing business into a hole in the ground is difficult to maneuver, I agree that it relieves any human being of such disdainful work. I think convicts should be relegated to bathroom duty.

[MSG]

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka I think convicts should be relegated to bathroom duty. Thats a better idea. Especially child molesters. And dont waste money on supplies, either. They can lick it up.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka Ecch. All joking aside -- AHEM -- I GAG at the thought of having to take care of SOMEONE ELSE'S crap. I could never be a janitor. As much as doing business into a hole in the ground is difficult to maneuver, I agree that it relieves any human being of such disdainful work. I think convicts should be relegated to bathroom duty. Actually, it isn't that bad. You don't even have to touch it, you just use a toilet brush, & brush it off. (unless it is vomit in the middle of the floor). And considering I get $100 a week in the summer, I really don't care! Also, I mostly vaccum, pick up the trash, & sweep the floors. At least I was hired when I was only 14 (And you're suppose to be 16 to get a job!) BTW, to answer your toilet game question , sometimes if I know that I am going to be a while, I just bring my Nintendo DS in w/me (except, it is not the best time to play card concentration), or at least a good book!

[Mystical_Journey]

Not playing games as such, but I love reading while on the toilet....... Some of the greatest ideas of our generation were conceived while sitting on the toilet, its like the ultimate philosophy to develop deep thought. I dont mean to be crude but i read an interesting thing online "I like to sit with brewing anticipation and excitement"! As i kid i used to play a game in the bathroom in which i would get an old container, like an empty bottle of pop or somthing and make a concoction of chemicals from the bathroom; mix together toothpaste with shampoo adding all the stuff i could find and pretended i was a sicentist | have a medical poo chart in which you can chart the progress of your type of poo (lol).