I've found myself back here again, but somehow, three years have gone by. Let me tell you about what things were like when I left and you can fill me in on any relevant information/say hi if you remember me.

When I left:

I was still using dial-up.

I was still using AOL.

I was still using Windows ME.

Asher had just sold the site to that stuffy guy who liked the Tampa Rays.

The phrase "for the lulz" had just come into existence.

I remember "The Dentist." (old troll who mucked things up for a bit.)

When I joined DV, I had to lie about my age to sign up.

Now, I'm in college.

I used to have rap battles with CoLd BlooDed in chat.

I used to be able to read 1337.

I was an LL member at one point.

I know what LL is

So what's going down on DV these days? Someone fill this poor time traveler in.