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Do you plan to end the war on Christmas? |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
No, we plan to continue our successful assault campaign on Christmas. With the help of our good ally, the Grinch, I am in no doubt that the fight will be won in no time. We have already disposed of all festive cards and decorations, and we have come very close to wiping out all remaining hostiles, including trees, snowmen and reindeer. It would be foolish to evacuate our forces at such a vital time, when we are so close to victory. |
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Lol OP. |
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Rubbish! Santa Claus is a bearded weirdo who lives in a cave.... grotto, whatever! What would he know about military strategy? These campaigns are not a drain on our resources, they are a necessary measure in defending ourselves from all that is merry and cheerful! We must give our all in these important efforts to cleanse the world of this plague that infects us all! I will not see this land taken over by a bunch of Islamist Christmas-lovers! |
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You're nothing but a bunch of elf killers and apathy-mongerers! All you're doing is escalating the conflict. Since we started this campaign thousands of children have been seriously injured due to the enemies use of PEEs (Planted Easter Eggs) and DSSs (Disappointing Stocking Stuffer). Can you really justify all that paint and shame on your hands? |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
Removing the like button from SB seems to be working out well. |
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