Marinating and Grilling Kaniaz

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-02-2005 02:46 AM

[Kaniaz thinks we Americans marinate EVERYthing. It's TRUE!! It can make even the stringiest of meat tender and juicy.]

Step 1. Go to local butcher and select the best quality meat you can find.

Step 2. Marinate in 1 part olive oil, 2 parts champagne vinegar. Let sit for 3 hours up to 3 days. Salt and pepper to taste.

Step 3. Heat up gas or charcoal grill. Grill uncovered for 20 minutes each side, making sure to turn gently.

Step 4. Serve alone or over wild rice. -- Bon Apetitè

**docKnubis** · 07-02-2005 05:44 AM

amature
get a real image edinting program

JK lol

why o why did we have to bob him

**pinkcheese** · 07-02-2005 06:11 AM

Aren't you supposed to whack the meat with some sort of hammer thing too?
That's what my mom does anyways. She says it's good stress relief.
whackwhackwhackwhack

**Kaniaz** · 07-02-2005 11:22 AM

The first image looks homosexual.

Well, I think I'll just walk back slowly now. Marinating me? Well, okay....you do that.........*runs*

**Alex D** · 07-02-2005 11:58 AM

LMAO Lisa!

Thanks, that really made me smile!

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-02-2005 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
The first image looks homosexual.

Wouldn't that be, like, AUTOsexual? Since they're all you?

*Stay tuned for next week's episode in Bon Apetitè: How to properly tenderize and tie a Kaniaz roast.*

**jacobo** · 07-02-2005 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
The first image looks homosexual.

now i ask you this: homosexuality or masturbation? you decide... tonight at 11.

(nothing is really happening at 11... i just wanted to sound like dan rather)

**Kaniaz** · 07-02-2005 09:10 PM

OH NO MASTURABATION REMOVE THAT IMAGE IMEMEMEMEDIATELY.

**Placebo** · 07-02-2005 11:01 PM

Oh no, I've accidentally wandered into another senseless banter thread! *shuts his eyes and runs into the pillar*

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-03-2005 01:10 AM

Homosexual? Masturbation? Whaa?

I don't see it...you mean like, it looks like a bunch of Kaniaz clones humping each other or yanking their wanks?

...

Mmm...meat! I'm havin' steaks tomorrow night! Chewy chewy!

That first and second pic look so appetizing, sans Kaniaz.

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-03-2005 03:54 AM

DAMNIT

Ok, seriously, I keep getting Kaniaz and Ramu confused. /me can't wait for Kaniaz's next avatar theme thing.

Anyway, I seriously didn't mean to make that look all homoey or autoey or anythingy. Just appreciate it for the fine art that it is. Yeah.

**MSG** · 07-03-2005 04:25 AM

Oh god... even if that isnt kaniaz its gonna ruin my mental image of him for life.

Lol ophelia that made me laugh my mynamemaker off and my sisters too...

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-03-2005 04:33 AM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
DAMNIT

Ok, seriously, I keep getting Kaniaz and Ramu confused. /me can't wait for Kaniaz's next avatar theme thing.

Anyway, I seriously didn't mean to make that look all homoey or autoey or anythingy. Just appreciate it for the fine art that it is. Yeah.

LMAO!

Be confused no more!

Yeah, after repeatedly being referred to as "a bust/ball of energy", I decided to change my theme to match. Foowah!

It's actually incredibly appropriate for this thread as well...

'Oo wants their Kaniaz rare an' 'oo wants 'im well done?

**Henfe** · 07-04-2005 12:29 AM

This is the kind of thread that makes Senseless Banter the greatest place in the world.

"English spring kaniaz" Hahahahaha

, can't stop laughing, I'm such a psycho

**Fetish** · 07-04-2005 08:38 PM

This entire thread has been about EATING KANIAZ ...next week Lisa will do a subliminal sex messaging about seeker ..............

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-04-2005 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Fetish
This entire thread has been about EATING KANIAZ ...next week Lisa will do a subliminal sex messaging about seeker ..............

Ooh, ooh! Do a Midwestern-type Seeker-loin roast!

Yum!