Share a favorite joke! Below is one of my favorites!

Joe and Dave are out in the woods hunting when Dave suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Frantic, Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
"I think Dave is dead! What should I do?!"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence....and then a shot is heard.

Joe comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"