The American-and-Frenchman's joke

[Raven]

Hey all, I heard this joke from my friend. He took it from some gaming forum. I dont know whether it's a common joke or not, but I'll post it anyway. So here goes: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folks eat the whole bread ?? " American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread ?? " American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states." After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?? " Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?? " Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[OpheliaBlue]

LMAO!!! And yet another reason why: [insert any country other than France here] > France Good one Raven

[my_reflection]

eeerrrrrrrrrrrr................

[Rakkantekimusouka]

...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the meaning of the word PWNED.

[Jrels]

I could see that punchline coming a mile away...

[CoralRives]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue LMAO!!! And yet another reason why: [insert any country other than France here] > France can I get an AMEN!!!!!

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by CoralRives can I get an AMEN!!!!! AMEN!

[Oneironaut Zero]

ROFL!!!!

[Ynot]

One word Parkour

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Ynot One word Parkour whassat?

[Ynot]

those that know, know those that don't, don't need to know Parkour is a way of life a science an art a dream an understanding it's also fantastic to watch http://www.dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21393