Seriously, where does that come from? It is disturbing on so many levels. Random quote from a DJ:

Then I spawned a HUGE paper clip in my hand.
Right. You held a huge paper clip in your hand and ejaculated onto it. I did not need to know this. Where you hoping to get a handful of tiny little paper clips?

And he continues...

I bent a sharp end in the air and stabbed a guy with it. Then I spawned an army
Oh stop it before I am violently sick! I will Astral Projectile vomit onto your spawn!