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    1. 09-21-2005 08:14 PM #1
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      Easy Riddle

      You walk into a room in which there are three primates: a chimpanzee, an orangutan, and a gorilla. The chimpanzee is holding a banana in each hand, the orangutan is holding a big stick, and the gorilla is holding nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?
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    2. 09-21-2005 10:05 PM #2
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      Hopefully YOU are!!!
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      Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
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    4. 09-22-2005 04:05 PM #4
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      Indeed! Although I've heard some other reasonable and amusing theories.

      You, the supposedly smart human are walking into a room with an armed orangutan. That doesn't seem smart to me. *

      * The orangutan would probably rather be home in some jungle, and seems to realise that a good escape plan may involve some bodily harm to their keeper, not a bad start. *

      * The chimpanzee isn't too dumb either, seeing the orangutan ready to strike the person keeping them prisoner, he plans ahead and thinks to bring some food for the long journey home after they escape. I wouldn't put it past him to steal your carkeys either. *

      * The gorilla of course is beyond those concerns, he's reached enlightenment and cast of the chains of desire and consequent suffering, and is thus one step closer to becoming one with the divine. Not a bad choice either.[/b]
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    5. 09-22-2005 05:15 PM #5
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      lmao James, those alternative answers are great
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