"I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your...WENUS."

HAHA i just can't get this FRIENDS quote out of my head and wanted to share it with y'all





Whole Thing:

CHANDLER: Hi, Nina. Come on in.

NINA: You wanted to see me?

CHANDLER: Uh, Yes. Yes. I\'ve just been going over your data here, and little thing, you\'ve been post-dating your Friday numbers.

NINA: Which is bad because--?

CHANDLER: Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.

NINA: Your--Excuse me?

CHANDLER: WENUS. Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics.

NINA: Oh, right. Gotcha. It won\'t happen again. I wouldn\'t want to do anything to hurt your...WENUS.