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    1. 10-14-2005 10:55 PM #1
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      C.O.R.N

      Today we are going to talk about the C.O.R.N association. The C.O.R.N association or CORN for short basically stands for "Cocky on rat nipples." and is a project that has been going on since the dawn of time. It is believed that by perfoming the art of corn one can obtain an escape to the never ending cycle of using the bathrom (and reincarnation too.)

      What is the art of corn? Corn is putting taking a crap and then taking a portion of that crap and putting it on the nipples of a rat. The bathroom gods will admire your worship and will reward you with 3 penuses for each performance of corn. If you obtain 1 thousand penuses then you will enherit the kingdom of shit, and forever escape from the eternal damnation of using the bathroom and less importantly reincarnating into another bitch.

      I hope this article on C.O.R.N has enlightened your soul. Razz
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    2. 10-21-2005 02:21 AM #2
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      wtf?
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      Originally posted by DREAM_WEAVER
      wtf?
      Can someone like...get rid of this thread please?
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      1. You are seriously ____ up.

      2. That's disgusting both because of you touching your crap and smearing it on a poor rat.

      3. WTF
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      Originally posted by Darkness

      2. That's disgusting both because of you touching your crap and smearing it on a poor rat.
      Why would you have to touch it? Haven't you ever heard of a thing called gloves.
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      Originally posted by Henfe
      Why would you have to touch it? Haven't you ever heard of a thing called gloves.
      Henfe-kun! Why did you add to this stupid thread!? Just let it die if no one's going to lock it or delete it, okay?
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    7. 10-25-2005 03:49 AM #7
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      So what then your still rubbing it on the rat.
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