Vending machines cause death!

**Kaniaz** · 02-08-2004 08:31 PM

Vending machines cause death. Tell everybody with these images. Paste them on vending machines!

Some of these warning labels may seem a little extreme, or may appear to contain subjective content, but if the severity of these labels saves just one life, then isn't it all worth it? Please, let's all come together and save lives by educating the world about the dangers of vending machines. Knowledge is power!

**su-chan** · 02-08-2004 09:00 PM

XD that's the best thing ever. Only you would present us with such a task. >P

**dougdrums** · 02-08-2004 09:56 PM

Do you know how many (st00pid) people die from trying to get a free soda by tilting the machine? Lots!

**CocoDan** · 02-08-2004 10:06 PM

Hahaha! I love printing things like that, but my printer is stupid and paper jammed and stuff and won't print anymore.

**su-chan** · 02-08-2004 10:09 PM

Originally posted by CocoDan
Hahaha! I love printing things like that, but my printer is stupid and paper jammed and stuff and won't print anymore.

Aww. Me, I know what I'm gonna do. Print up three sheets of them and stick one on each vending machine I pass on campus. UNLV has a lot in many places, so...

**nightowl** · 02-09-2004 05:01 AM

hahaha, I love this place.

**RedStarSoldier** · 02-09-2004 05:46 AM

Originally posted by dougdrums
Do you know how many (st00pid) people die from trying to get a free soda by tilting the machine? Lots!

Yeah, but when you succeed and actually get a free pop it's so worth it.

**dougdrums** · 02-09-2004 06:20 AM

**Lowercase Society** · 02-09-2004 05:10 PM

ROCK THE VENDING MACHINE

thats the name of my new band

**|)347|-|** · 02-09-2004 05:14 PM

ahh the joy of free soda

-looks down-

I only wish i still had my legs. )=

**nerve** · 02-09-2004 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
ROCK THE VENDING MACHINE

thats the name of my new band

w00t. I'd buy all the albums just for the name.

**Lowercase Society** · 02-09-2004 11:13 PM

hell yah!

CT · 02-09-2004 11:28 PM

Especially if they looked like this:

**Kaniaz** · 02-09-2004 11:31 PM

VENDING MACHINES CAN CAUSE DEATH
So be careful, kids!
--Message from the loving happy band

CT · 02-09-2004 11:39 PM

Ah, they're so nice.
Always teaching the kids to do the right thing and all.

**CocoDan** · 02-10-2004 09:19 PM

Hahaha. Nice picture.

**CocoDan** · 02-10-2004 09:20 PM

Once again, I've started a new page. All has been lost.

**nerve** · 02-10-2004 09:47 PM

ahhhhh poor thing. this is like the third time I've seen this happen to you.

**CocoDan** · 02-10-2004 10:05 PM

Lol. Someday someone will delete or move a post and I'll say that in the middle of the first page.

CT · 02-10-2004 10:13 PM

**Kaniaz** · 02-10-2004 11:15 PM

VENDING MACHINES CAUSE DEATH!11111

Hey, guys. I am so l33t. Let me make you a no CD patch. Watch0r as I make the no cd patch.

Okay, so give me that CD.
*you give Kaniaz the CD*
Now let me make the NO cd patch.
*breaks the CD in half*

THERE! NO CD PATCH! U SEE HOW L33T 1 AM NOW? I HAX0R UR C0MP|_|TER!

**CocoDan** · 02-10-2004 11:24 PM

**theunknowndreamer** · 02-10-2004 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
VENDING MACHINES CAUSE DEATH!11111

Hey, guys. I am so l33t. Let me make you a no CD patch. Watch0r as I make the no cd patch.

Okay, so give me that CD.
*you give Kaniaz the CD*
Now let me make the NO cd patch.
*breaks the CD in half*

THERE! NO CD PATCH! U SEE HOW L33T 1 AM NOW? I HAX0R UR C0MP|_|TER!

I just lost all repect for you dude...
ok not really but that was low.

**Kaniaz** · 02-10-2004 11:31 PM

WTF? U THINK I CAN'T HACK! ME HACK! U WATCH!

Windows Command Console, Version 1.834234E3

C

hack cocodan
'hack' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable progam or batch file.

C

WTFER U ON ABOUT?
'WTF'FER?' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable progam or batch file.

C

HACK COCODAN U FK
WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON-REMOVABLE DISK
DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST!
Proceed with Format? (Y/N)?
WTF'ER U ON ABOUT?

Formatting Drive C:...
Complete.

Volume label? (11 characters, ENTER for none)
WTF

C

dir
Directory of WTF
Directory is empty.

C

shutdown
'shutdown' is not a program.

C

hack
'hack' is not a program.

C

run warez program
'run warez program' is not a program.

C

u suck
So do you. Shutting down and clearing flash BIOS. That'll teach you.

WTF? PUNCTUATION? WTF, U MY BOX! U LISTEN TO ME!

Flash bios cleared.
Shutdown.

I just lost all repect for you dude... *
ok not really but that was low.[/b]

That's right, I actually had a sauna for about an hour ago, and it has affected my brain. Badly.