If a ninja is never seen, how does he get his picture taken for his drivers license? Does another ninja have to take it? We all know ninjas are able to see other ninjas.
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If a ninja is never seen, how does he get his picture taken for his drivers license? Does another ninja have to take it? We all know ninjas are able to see other ninjas.
That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?
That's false. Ninjas > Pirates.
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Even if that were true, which it's not, ninjas would just drive illegally out of spite, running down pirates with their own SUV's in the process.
Ninja jail is actually being banished for existence for all time. Luckily for ninjas, all time is but a short fraction of their life spans.
Ninjas don't believe in math.
Not quite. It's because of their kill "counts". To attempt to count the number of people a ninja has killed is to assume that it is a finite amount. Since it is not, a ninjas kills cannot be counted and therefore the only possible use math had to a ninja is killed. +1 kill for ninjas.
Reminds me of Frozen Throne custom games...
Gotta find my kill count screenie, it's around here somewhere...
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Enter mathman!
http://www.geocities.com/millers_mat...anComplete.gif
Ninjas all over the world beware! Your days of imploding maths are up!
That's what you think. Look at the picture more closely. You see those black lines? Those are spears being thrown by ninjas. There's no way a fat mathman could outrun a spear thrown by a ninja, especially considering that he's only flying at 2/3 speed.
How silly of me. I forgot that the ninja information network is so vast that even trying to conceive of trying to conceive of it would make your head explode. Of course they knew of math man already and were working on disposing of him!
Now you're coming to understand!
I have had Chat Ninja teach me the ninja ways.
But to listen to him directly would be suicide because he transmits infinite amounts of information at once. Therefore I have put him inside a building that has 15 sound proof rooms one inside the other and sunk that 4,000 feet into the ground. Now when he talks, I get severe migraines but at least we can communicate.
It's so nice to see you could come to a compromise in the interest of communication.