If I control the bowls and spoons, I can control the flow of cereal (i.e. have it all for myself)... It's a deliciously simple plan; I will use the bowls to eat cereal and leave them in my room. Mom will complain, but she won't take them up herself, she'll wait for me to do it... Little does she know that I won't! I don't have to worry too much about washing them, seeing as how I'll only be using them for cereal. I guess I'll have to rinse them out every now and then, but it'll be totally worth it.
The perfect crime
Muha hah ah ahaha haha hahah aha haaaa..!
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