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    1. 12-05-2005 10:41 AM #1
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      My Devious Plot

      If I control the bowls and spoons, I can control the flow of cereal (i.e. have it all for myself)... It's a deliciously simple plan; I will use the bowls to eat cereal and leave them in my room. Mom will complain, but she won't take them up herself, she'll wait for me to do it... Little does she know that I won't! I don't have to worry too much about washing them, seeing as how I'll only be using them for cereal. I guess I'll have to rinse them out every now and then, but it'll be totally worth it.

      The perfect crime

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    2. 12-06-2005 12:44 PM #2
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      So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!


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    3. 12-06-2005 04:42 PM #3
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      Pie > cereals.
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
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    4. 12-07-2005 06:50 AM #4
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      Originally posted by Neruo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Neruo)</div>
      Pie > cereals.[/b]
      You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.

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      So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!
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    5. 12-07-2005 03:28 PM #5
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      Originally posted by Mark75
      You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.
      Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at
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    6. 12-07-2005 08:23 PM #6
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      Originally posted by Ynot

      Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at
      Oh the horror, the horror.

      Pie indeed is a demonic contraption of lust and sickness. :0

      But it's jummy lol ^___^
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    7. 12-08-2005 10:50 PM #7
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      I eat my cereal straight from the box.
      No Bowls Required > You
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      Interesting plot...
      Things are not as they seem
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      Don't eat the cereal. Eat the box. You will live longer.
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    10. 10-27-2007 11:13 AM #10
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      sinse it is now 07, did you complete your plot??


      Such a shame this has to end, things are out of his command.
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    11. 10-27-2007 08:23 PM #11
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      Lulz
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    12. 10-28-2007 11:55 PM #12
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      BEST TOPIC EVER

      CAPZ CAPZ CAPz
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