How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Ynot]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. 2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid sh!t".

[cocoastar]

LMAO! That was hilarious.

[Forsaken Exposition]

Lmfao..I agree. Id be the Lurker to post Six months later.

[InTheMoment]

LOL...nice! You forgot the 1 to post something perverted about the word(s) "light," "bulb," and/or "change." ~

[Oneironaut Zero]

Good shit, Ynot. lol. Originally posted by InTheMoment LOL...nice! You forgot the 1 to post something perverted about the word(s) \"light,\" \"bulb,\" and/or \"change.\" ~ James, that's because you are just that given, omniprescent (sp) variable in Any equation that need not be mentioned to be recognized.

[A Lost Soul]

Now that was funny! Thank you. I needed that.

[OpheliaBlue]

haha awesome [quote]You forgot the [b]1 2* at least

[Neruo]

You forgot the 24 people that start debating about religion for no clear reason but lightbulbs.

[cocoastar]

Originally posted by Neruo You forgot the 24 people that start debating about religion for no clear reason but lightbulbs. LOL! That is SO true!

[Oneironaut Zero]

Originally posted by Neruo You forgot the 24 people that start debating about religion for no clear reason but lightbulbs. Lmfao. Hell yeah.

[R.Carter]

That was cool, Tony. I laughed like hell. Thanks!

[Sortilegio]

lmao

[Amethyst Star]

Kudos!

[wasup]

You forgot the four that embellish a perfectly good light bulb. Oh, and hundreds of mindless noobs to harass the one's during the work by saying things such as "LOL PENIZ" "MY MOM ONCE HAD A LIGHTBULB" and "liGHT Boolbs GLOW!"

[Night Wolf]

And the 2 people who argue over which light fittings are best, and eventually split the topic into the "light fittings" forum. Haha, funny stuff Tony, keep it coming!

[AlternateReality]

Originally posted by Ynot 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs