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Thread: This is how you raise your dead
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03-04-2006 03:02 PM #1Old Seahag
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This is how you raise your dead
I'm pretty tired of walking into any graveyard, crematorium, mortuary, ect, and seeing couples who don't know how to raise people from the dead. Just the other day I walked into a church in Transylvania with Mike and there were thousands of couples mourning who didn't know how to raise the dead. I had to tell this 20+ year-old couple next to a coffin that that their children are best sacrificed to please the holy goat in the sky and then I had to tell them what to smother their kids corpse in to make the goat want to eat them. The couple then called me a genius and told me how I should help others to raise the dead. Mike and I then told about six more couples mourning in the church how to raise the dead.
You see, if all people were like Mike and I, dead people everywhere would be behaving, capable, advanced members of the United States. In short, all the dead should be raised by Mike and I. Mike and I know what the goat likes, what's needed to bring the dead back, how to raise an army of zombies, how to bake cakes right, unlike most (including you) people. It's true. Mike and I are perfect and no one can do anything about it. Everyone else in the world should be like us.
It's true.
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03-04-2006 03:06 PM #2Member
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It says my lucid age is 10 years+ that's true but I still have recall issues
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03-04-2006 03:24 PM #3Member
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Sarcasm, breakfast of anti neo-nazi champions.
It's true.
You're getting sleepy......
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03-04-2006 03:33 PM #4"O" will suffice. Achievements:
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03-04-2006 04:14 PM #5Member
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Leprosy ?Originally posted by Oneironaut
You're getting sleepy......
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03-04-2006 06:54 PM #6Happy Dreamer Achievements:
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Funny stuff 
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~Buddha
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03-04-2006 08:01 PM #7Crazy Cat Lady
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Classic - I was just waiting for someone to start a thread like this!
It's true.
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03-04-2006 10:17 PM #8-
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That was hirarlious _^__ ^_
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03-06-2006 12:04 AM #9Member
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Hell yeah! Lol.
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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03-06-2006 06:20 AM #10Colloquial
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too bad i got ryan's address and more sheyit:
RYAN C PARIS
Born Oct 1976
6297 EAST AVE
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA 91739
(909) 899-3157
this might not be real, his post on how to raise kids said that he was at the san francisco mall, where rancho cucamonga is closer to LA, however its the only ryan paris i found in cali
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03-06-2006 08:12 AM #11Member
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The goat in the sky... of course... why didn't I think of that... I mean, it all makes sense...
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03-06-2006 10:22 AM #12Member
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Brilliant!
It's true.
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
- Kurt Cobain (1967 – 1994)
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03-06-2006 03:47 PM #13Delicous sandwich
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Zomg I was gonna post that exact message before I read this oneOriginally posted by A Lost Soul
Brilliant!
It's true.
It's true.A dream
is a reality that others cannot see.
Reality
is a dream you share with others.
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03-06-2006 04:23 PM #14Rotaredom
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I backhow or even a digging shovel, we could all be like you & Mike and raise the dead. So we do know how, it is just a lot of work!
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