Hooky wahoo

[OpheliaBlue]

I'm a playing hooky from work today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got alot of crap to do anyway. So now I can play. All day. No more rhyming now, I MEAN IT!!! (...anybody wanna peanut?) HIT ME WITH SOME PIE DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xisdence]

Can i have a peanut?

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Xisdence Can i have a peanut? JUST a peanut?

[Kaniaz]

Be careful. Your boss probably knows already. Boss is spinning in his chair, when his assistant (who does all the work), comes in. Assistant: Sir, we have reports of OpheliaBlue playing hooky! Boss: Ok. Go sort it out. I have busy work to do. Don't disturb me again! *gets angry* Assistant: Oh! Goodness! Sorry. Yes, yes, sorry to disturb you from your work. *runs out and closes door behind him* Boss: Hmm. ... Boss begins to spin in chair again. * Assistant goes to the Hooky Detector Department. Assistant: Right, pawns, the boss wants you to find out where OpheliaBlue is right now, and if she's playing hooky. Pawn #1: Ok, sire. Assistant taps fingers impatiently. Pawn #1: We've got her location triangulated. Assistant: Good. Bring up the display. Display switches on, showing Ophelia in the shower (behind a curtain, you perverts). OpheliaBlue: SINGING! OH SINGING IN THE R- What? What's that? Assistant: Zoom in on her. Oh yes. Camera swivels to get a better view. OpheliaBlue: What the FUCK? *looks round curtain* OpheliaBlue sees camera & cameraman (it's an hi tech invention). Assistant: Shit! Spotted! Retreat! OpheliaBlue uses...er...magical powers, to get some clothes on. Cameraman & Camera run as fast as they can. OpheliaBlue: ROAR! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! *chases cameraman and throws stones* Assistant: Ok, thanks. Terminate the Camerman's life support. And the cameras. Camerman & Camera drop dead. OpheliaBlue: Oh. Ok. *goes back home* Assistant goes back to boss. Assistant: Ophelia is playing hooky. She said she had a broken leg, but she ran after the cameraman just fine. Boss: Ok, I'll punish her. Dismissed. Assistant leaves and closes door behind him Boss: Hmm... ... Boss spins in chair again.

[pinkcheese]

Where do you come up with this stuff Kaniaz?!?LOL.

[OpheliaBlue]

wow Kaniaz... OpheliaBlue: I thought my boss was a chic?! So who's really in that swivel chair??? OpheliaBlue eagerly awaits punishment.

[Kaniaz]

Get back in that shower, you still smell a bit.

[Amethyst Star]

Kaniaz, you're my hero of the day...... (I should come up with some kind of stupid banner or something, not like it's worth anything)

[Scwigglie]

Haha, triangulated.

[docKnubis]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue HIT ME WITH SOME PIE DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmm pie http://jl-company.com/GoodEatsUSA/ApplePie.../ApplePie6A.jpg http://www.southernprogress.com/southernli...n-Pie-Slice.jpg http://www.farina1.com/xmas2001/pie.jpg and i will be back with more....

[MSG]

Originally posted by Kaniaz Kaniaz's really good story about the boss and the chair and the shower ans stuff Lol thats really funny. You should like get with a camera crew and make a real movie like that.... or make up another one and more and more and make alot of money. Thats some good junk, man

[Scwigglie]

Originally posted by docthory+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(docthory)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue HIT ME WITH SOME PIE DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmm pie http://jl-company.com/GoodEatsUSA/ApplePie.../ApplePie6A.jpg http://www.southernprogress.com/southernli...n-Pie-Slice.jpg http://www.farina1.com/xmas2001/pie.jpg and i will be back with more....[/b] Hehe! That first one looked.. wrong.

[MSG]

Originally posted by Scwigglie+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scwigglie)</div> Originally posted by docthory@ <!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue HIT ME WITH SOME PIE DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmm pie http://jl-company.com/GoodEatsUSA/ApplePie.../ApplePie6A.jpg http://www.southernprogress.com/southernli...n-Pie-Slice.jpg http://www.farina1.com/xmas2001/pie.jpg and i will be back with more.... Hehe! That first one looked.. wrong.[/b] Woah docthory you just made me really hungry for pie. OOH OOH to remember the area of a circle equals pi times diameter say A=(pi symbol)d and A=apple (pi symbol)=pie d=delicious and its apple pies delicious ya ya ya

[CT]

I wanna punch you in the face.

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by CT I wanna punch you in the face. Brilliant!

[Kaniaz]

...Done it yet?

[CT]

Sorry. I had insomnia and was majorly annoyed by all the little things that can annoy a person.

[MSG]

Originally posted by CT I wanna punch you in the face. well maybe YOU dont like math. So what.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-CT I wanna punch you in the face. well maybe YOU dont like math. So what.[/b] Well I like math. And besides, 7 out of 5 people are math illiterate. So it makes sense that 1+1=

[CT]

hmmm applepie. *cue doc with pie pics*

[CT]

[MSG]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue 7 out of 5 people are math illiterate. Woah those are high statistics

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue 7 out of 5 people are math illiterate. Woah those are high statistics[/b] My mom just laughed her ass off when she read that.

[MSG]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div> Originally posted by pOOp@ <!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue 7 out of 5 people are math illiterate. Woah those are high statistics My mom just laughed her ass off when she read that.[/b] Why? >_< Oh crap...

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div> Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue) <!--QuoteBegin-pOOp @ <!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue 7 out of 5 people are math illiterate. Woah those are high statistics My mom just laughed her ass off when she read that.[/b] Why?[/b][/quote] Because she thought it was funny. >_< Oh crap...[/b] How appropriate of you to say.