ok i was looking through some old folders and i found this... i made this about 3 years ago... and have been modifying it every couple of months, so a lot of the stuff isn't true now, i just thought it was damn funny... and we're off, no offense intended.

-Winter
-Getting caught doing something bad
-People going through my personal stuff
-Leeches
-Getting sun burn
-NBA
-Oprah
-Dr. Phil
-Rosie O’Donald
-The Macarena
-Fast food
-Death
-Being pissed off for no reason
-Trends
-Trendy people
-Tests & exams
-Math
-Mrs. Goldberg
-Physics
-Mrs. McCarthy
-My favorite pets all died
-Rape
-Spiders
-Getting accused of something I didn't do
-Time
-Losing stuff
-Christmas carols
-Homework
-Shop assistants in stores following you around, as if you're gonna steal something
-The justice system
-Politics
-Politicians
-Getting up in the morning
-Insomnia
-Stupid people
-Backstreet Boys
-Spice Girls
-Being sad for no reason
-Florescent lights, like in schools
-Spam
-Christmas shopping
-Malls in general
-Jeeps
-Watching people pick their noses
-How bad a procrastinator I am
-Stepping on broken glass
-Stepping on rusty nails
-Nike
-Tiger woods
-Getting old
-Child abuse
-When my stomach growls in public
-Guys who beat their wives/girlfriends
-Lawyers
-Doctors
-Leech-like people you can't seem to get rid of
-The fact that I cannot fly
-Cher
-Michael Jackson
-American Idol
-Carrot Top
-When somebody tries to say something funny, and nobody laughs
-Scratching your nails on chalk boards
-Splinters
-Snakes
-People who hate me, when I haven’t given them a reason, yet.
-Jumping into a cold pool
-Getting out of a warm shower
-Goosebumps
-Blatant hypocrites
-When there's no toilet paper on the roll & nobody has bothered to replace it
-The lack of soap in some public toilets
-Really muscular women
-Really muscular men
-People who want you to listen to them about their beliefs but don’t want to listen to yours
-Tall people
-Short people
-Computer games
-Being misunderstood
-Headaches
-The flu
-Drunk drivers
-Mosquitoes
-People who take everything seriously
-Tommy Hilfiger
-Holister
-American eagle
-The gap
-French people
-Every holiday except Thanksgiving
-MTV
-Reporters
-CNN
-News
-Losers
-Carnie folk
-Leprechauns
-All rodents
-The United Nations
-America’s politicians
-The Middle East
-Most of California
-People who talk a lot
-Really really really fat people who want to lose weight with pills
-Eastern accents
-English accents
-Snobs
-People with too much power
-City officials
-Rock stars
-Cats
-People who think all hunters are hicks
-Seafood
-Bad Days
-Kids who think they are thugs
-Swiss cheese
-Hippies
-PETA
-Animal Rights Activists
-Pain
-Sinbad
-War
-“Clean” new-age architecture
-Mean people
This list is still growing as I meet new people…