Thread: Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

Originally Posted by DeadDollKitty

haha..

Granted, it is now your 100th bday, but sadly, you die today! by your cake! Barney pops out and eats you
I wish I wasnt grounded
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lol are you grounded? Sucks balls. Wish granted, you are ungrounded, however a midgets will impregnate you.

I wish all superstition, ignorance ,misconceptions and lies will disappear from the world.

I'm sorry but I cant grant that wish , because that means undefined Iundefined would not exist.... *coughs*.. well, Id be the misconception and lie part.... . :/


I wish that I could be with my b/f more...

Granted. The Lubricant and the Super-glue get mixed up.

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I wish I had a robot friend! ^___^ .... with boobs. MAN-BOOBS.

:-|

Originally Posted by sloth

:-|
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no?

No, what?

So, wish granted. You get an Awesome-o 4000, but he's really just a little kid in a cardboard box.

I wish a man could be two places at one time.

Granted.

One half of you is "doing" one half of your girlfriend, while you do the other half. You get a massive orgasm at the same time, and you die.

I wish no one would grant my wish.

Granted but since there is no wish to grant other than noone granting it means that this topic is effectively dead as am I because I granted it...

I wish that this topic is alive again and so am I.

Originally Posted by goldney

Granted but since there is no wish to grant other than noone granting it means that this topic is effectively dead as am I because I granted it...

I wish that this topic is alive again and so am I.
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Granted, but your penis is still dead.

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Sloth: 'No' as in 'what'. Also, cartman is cool.

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I wish I had eye-laz0rs that gave people aids.

Granted but you look at yourself in the mirror and give yourslef AIDS and then your penis dies as well, so HAH!

I wish that I was a pimp.

You're a pimp. But you get AIDS from one of your hos and then your penis dies as well, so HA!
(Sorry, not feeling very imaginamative tonight)

I wish everything that could possibly ever go wrong for any and all people, events, and everything, who did, do, or could ever exist, goes absolutely as wrong as it could possibly ever go, and nothing even remotely good or even not bad ever happens or happened.
(HA!!! You have to grant the wish and not screw it up! I WIN!!!!&#33

Granted but this happens in an alternate universe. HAH in your face! I got around it.

I wish that my penis wouldn't keep dieing.

Originally Posted by goldney

Granted but this happens in an alternate universe. HAH in your face! I got around it.

I wish that my penis wouldn't keep dieing.
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Granted!
You're penis is alive! You f*ck everygirl until you get tired of girls and start doing guys..

I wish this thread would be moved to the main lucid discussion!

Granted. It gets moved into the main lucid section, but then, to match, the website becomes 'Be Careful What You Wish For - Game! Views' and... that's bad somehow.

This is a good song.

I wish everyone would come to my forum/chat site I'm making, once I can remember my password, that is. :-\

Originally Posted by sloth

Granted. It gets moved into the main lucid section, but then, to match, the website becomes 'Be Careful What You Wish For - Game! Views' and... that's bad somehow.

This is a good song.

I wish everyone would come to my forum/chat site I'm making, once I can remember my password, that is. :-\
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Granted, only so many people go to your site, that it explodes...

What is the site about anyhow? About midgets? Nah. But cool that you are making a site. Cool.

I wish I had a site about transformers AND lord of the rings. Not because I like those things, but just because.

Granted, but then annoying people (read as me) spam the site with lines such as, "What''s LOTR?" and "hahhhahhahaa u like trnsfrrmers, ur so ssad!!!!!!1" even though you never said that you liked transformers.

I wish I had a computer that was perfect in every way. (apart from crashing)

Granted...

With this perfect computer you become perfectly efficient, knowledgeable about everything, and the greatest hacker the world has ever known. Such perfection drives you to the brink of sanity, wanting more and more. You don't pay taxes, order everything you need online without paying a cent for it, and mail-order-brides—and worse—flock to and from your house daily....

Then, one day, we stop hearing from you.
There are confused under-dressed russian women running amuck.
The emu stops lolloping.

Rumors begin to circulate, they say you made a mistake, got caught, and are sitting in a prison somewhere longing for the computational power you once knew.

But the rumors are wrong, the sheer perfection of this computing device doesn't go un-noticed for long and soon you are abducted by aliens. You are sucked right down the toilet—ass first—and used for fuel on the return voyage home where the aliens will begin to study their newly acquired device.


I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips at will, with great control, range, and accuracy.

Granted, but you aim it at Sloth, who loves to eat. and he eats all the spaghetti in you that you soon become shrivled up and die, because your blood was tomato sauce, and Sloth wanted the sauce with his spaghetti too...


I wish I wasnt so terribly sick

GRANTED!!
You're no longer terribly sick anymore... you're just terribly demented.
But that's not so bad.





I wish people who planned parties at my place would TELL ME ABOUT THEM FIRST!

Granted but you're not invited

I wish I could start a party at Vex's with out telling her.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Granted but you're not invited

I wish I could start a party at Vex's with out telling her.
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Granted! but, because she is not there the party quickly grows boring.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Granted!

You dedicate your life to this and after 20 years you find out how much it takes. You die the day after.

I wish I get 2 lucids tonight, where I find my DG and one where I do a little

Originally Posted by Developer

Granted!

You dedicate your life to this and after 20 years you find out how much it takes. You die the day after.

I wish I get 2 lucids tonight, where I find my DG and one where I do a little
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You do the yet the dream orgasm is so intense that your ovaries explode, rupturing your spleen and you get a Pnuemothorax.

I wish Goldney's penis would heal up and lose its aids, without dropping the aids on africa.

Granted... (damn there must be a bad side-effect) umm the AIDS gets dropped on the North Pole where some Inuits catch it... yeah?

I wish that people would stop killing me or my penis and STOP GIVING ME AIDS!!!