My School = FUN

**Kaniaz** · 03-09-2004 11:21 PM

That topic makes me sound nerdy.
Well, my school is fun because we never learn anything. Here's a few quotes from my normal school day (real!):

Zak: Yeah, she had a pussy. I stroked it.
Zak: It purred at me...[/b]

Teacher moves Kimberely to a new seat.
Teacher: And can we make that your new seat from now on.
Kimberely: No. This seat's too cold.[/b]

Geography Teacher: And that's why we need to recycle.
Me (Kaniaz, duh): Yeah! The sun's gonna explode in like...a billion billion years. It'll be like \"KABOOM!\" And we'll all be like \"Wow, what a waste of time that was.\"[/b]

Chris is outside, when he should be in the lesson with everybody else. Everybody is watching him.
Teacher: Just ignore him.
Chris starts running into the window[/b]

Geography Teacher: So tell us about your tribe, Zak.
Zak: Yeah, we're the Turkana. I made a song about it.
Zak: We're the turkana, our houses are made of poo
Zak: We like fighting so **** you.[/b]

A fat teacher is nearby.
Kid: Go get that teacher, Kimberely.
Kimberely: HEY! MISS. ROLY POLY![/b]

Daniel: Okay, I'll find some images.
Daniel: *searches in google images for \"Nagi\"*
Naked women images appear.
Daniel: Or maybe not, I'll just look at these.[/b]

Teacher walks in classroom.
Michelle (shouting): OH NO! NOT HER![/b]

Tutor: Why are you leaving the classroom?
Michelle: Uhh...
Me (Kaniaz, duh): She has to see the library cow.[/b]

**jacobo** · 03-09-2004 11:37 PM

**nerve** · 03-10-2004 12:14 AM

that's great.

Daniel: Okay, I'll find some images.
Daniel: *searches in google images for \"Nagi\"*
Naked women images appear.
Daniel: Or maybe not, I'll just look at these.[/b]

that's the best one

**wasup** · 03-10-2004 12:55 AM

Those are really funny!!

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-10-2004 04:45 AM

not much different than my school, especially the google images part.

**Naruto** · 03-10-2004 04:47 AM

Hey, I had like 30 days to complete a keyboarding assignment that took me 20 minutes.. So you can imagine how fun that was. Unfortunately new class starts tomorrow...

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-10-2004 04:48 AM

I loved my keyboarding class, I got through with the lesson very fast(I type about 80 words per minute)and after the lesson we got to do whatever we wanted.

**jacobo** · 03-10-2004 04:58 AM

haha i had that freshman year too. one kid did all the work and we all just copy and pasted, then we played a lan game of doom or tribes for the whole period. they've since then taken those games off.

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-10-2004 05:03 AM

dude, doom or tribes???Woah you had an awesome superintendent!We just get to play games that are located here:

www.addictinggames.comandwww.miniclip.com ....

**jacobo** · 03-10-2004 05:06 AM

they didn't know the games were on there. all the computers were facing away from the teacher and he just sat at his desk the whole time. -- it was great. it would be all quite and then you'd hear a muffled "fuck." then a couple giggles. then it would be quiet again.

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-10-2004 05:22 AM

lol, your lucky your computers could play those, were running on p2 proccesors with 300mhz and a 4 meg graphics card running windows 98 *cringes*

**Truthbearer** · 03-10-2004 08:56 PM

What we do here at work is we wait for the managers to leave, and then about 7 of us, including a supervisor, start playing Quake 2, which is hidden inside the network....Its pretty cool.

Once I had just been killed and my phone rang, and I answered "PIECE OF CRAP!!!!! CUSTOMER SERVICE MAY I HELP YOU?" Shouting every single word.

Thank God it was just a transfer call from someone from another dept, and not a customer or a manager or owner, in which case I would have gotten in serious trouble...

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