Thread: Mountain Dew....

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
how is it that so many of you know what rancid goat piss tastes like

Exactly what I was thinking.....

Do they sell it in main land Europe? If they do I'll pick some up next time I'm in France.

I think they have it in france, though I doubt it's very popular since I can't imagine the average frenchman wanting to drink mountain dew instead of wine.

Originally posted by Dangeruss
I think they have it in france, though I doubt it's very popular since I can't imagine the average frenchman wanting to drink mountain dew instead of wine.

Heh. They just put it in a wine glass, silly.

Originally posted by djk99
mitzie_31 wrote

ARGH! You all SUCK! They don't have Mountain Dew in this country!!! I MISS IT!!! Someone want to send me some? They have it in Kuwait but not England DAMNIT! That's just screwed up! Seriously.

I'll send you some if you send me some Beverly.[/b]

Beverly: fermented goat piss mixed with carbonated water. that's why it's got that kick in it.

Originally posted by computernerd90

Beverly: fermented goat piss mixed with carbonated water. that's why it's got that kick in it.

Does that mean since Red Bull gives you wings it has bird piss in it?

C'mon people! Everything is better in can form! It seems Japan is the only country that knows that.

I got my first taste of Mountain Dew in America, wonderful stuff! Gave it to my boyfriend who doesn't touch caffeine, and he was mental on it!

Originally posted by Beef Jerky
C'mon people! Everything is better in can form!

beer isn't

um, yes it is! Pray tell me, ophelia, how does one shotgun a bottle of beer? or crush a bottle of beer on one's forehead? or open a bottle of beer without a bottle opener while already inebriated?

Originally posted by Dangeruss
um, yes it is! Pray tell me, ophelia, how does one shotgun a bottle of beer? or crush a bottle of beer on one's forehead? or open a bottle of beer without a bottle opener while already inebriated?

clearly then, there are at least 2 different +ahem+ classes of beer drinkers

high class (me) and no class (ophelia)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you're gonna pay for that one Danger Mouse

we'll see about that, O'feel-ya!

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

beer isn't

Thats because it comes in a glass bottle the way Chuck Norris intendeded it.
Glass>can>plastic

There's a brewery near my town that bottles its beer in plastic bottles with twist-off caps.

I highly don't recommend it.

Though it's still better than American beer.

EDIT: shotgunning from a bottle is an artform, you'll need a dime and a shoe.

I hate bottled anything, but Mountain Dew more than most stuff.

I usually drink Coke, occasionally RC Cola, when I can find it, and very rarely Pepsi, but it has to be lime or cherry if I do.
I always stay away from light colored sodas, they just never seem good to me.

And glass bottles of anything totally own.

Never been a big fan of the Dew

I used to literally be addicted to Dr. Pepper (can only).

Now I drink water or sweet tea.

I know most of you wont even know WTH im talking about but Milo's (restaurant) has the best sweet tea. Its yummy.

Yoohoo drinks are really good. My uncle loves those things. I think they're great. I like them in bottle form best. Glass bottle, that is. Glass bottles are great for stuff.

Originally posted by bradybaker
EDIT: shotgunning from a bottle is an artform, you'll need a dime and a shoe.

no freakin way, are you kidding me?

<< I googles that one >>

I'm not sure if Google will help you there...as far as I know it's the invention of a guy I know from Thunder Bay, ON.

Step 1: Drink the beer
Step 2: Drop the dime into the bottle
Step 3: Spin it around in the bottom as fast as you can
Step 4: When you really have it going, strike the bottle against your shoe

The dime should have enough speed to break through the bottle, leaving a nice dime-sized hole.

Step 5: Refill and drink away.

Shotgunning cans is a lot less time consuming...but hey, if there are no cans around you gotta do what you can with what you have.

Northern Ontario is a very boring place.

HAHA oh man

well at least when you have one with a hole, you can use it indefinitely

perhaps a glass cutter would be easier?

(actually I think you probably make Northern Ontario a whole lot cooler )

Originally posted by Starlite
Never been a big fan of the Dew

I used to literally be addicted to Dr. Pepper (can only).

Now I drink water or sweet tea. *

I know most of you wont even know WTH im talking about but Milo's (restaurant) has the best sweet tea. *Its yummy. *

I'm not a big iced tea fan, but Milo's has the BEST french fries
Where are you from?

Originally posted by ledzeppelin


I'm not a big iced tea fan, but Milo's has the BEST french fries
Where are you from?

I agree w/ that statement on the fries.

Birmingham Alabama
You?