Drunks - ya gotta luv em!

[Clairity]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

[InTheMoment]

I must try that...at least once! It's worth the slap.

[wombing]

LMAO.

[Burns]

[Oneironaut Zero]

LMFAO!! Holy shit that was good.

[MSG]

crap dude inthemoment you better video that if you ever do it

[InTheMoment]

Hmmm...well I do have video recording capability on my cell phone.

[A Lost Soul]

Man, I bet he sobered up really quickly. And when he woke up again, he probably wondered how the bacon and eggs got in his hair, why he was dripping milk and orange juice, and why lettuce was stuffed in weird places. But at least someone was making coffee...

[CryoDragoon]

:bravo:

[Starlite]

almost pee'd myself. ........