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    1. 06-09-2006 07:32 AM #1
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      Sorta dirty joke I heard at school

      A 9 year old boy comes home from school when his mom asks what he did that day.
      Boy - "Oh, we learned a little about sex. The book had writing, but no picture. Mommy, what does a vagina look like before sex?"
      Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a young rose flower right before it blooms?"
      Boy - "Yes."
      Mom - "That's what it looks like."
      Boy - "Okay. Mommy, what does a vagina look like after sex?"
      After thinking for a sec...
      Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?"

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    2. 06-09-2006 09:14 AM #2
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    3. 06-09-2006 10:06 AM #3
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      Re: Sorta dirty joke I heard at school

      Originally posted by halfasked1
      A 9 year old boy comes home from school when his mom asks what he did that day.
      Boy - "Oh, we learned a little about sex. *The book had writing, but no picture. *Mommy, what does a vagina look like before sex?"
      Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a young rose flower right before it blooms?"
      Boy - "Yes."
      Mom - "That's what it looks like."
      Boy - "Okay. *Mommy, what does a vagina look like after sex?"
      After thinking for a sec...
      Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?"

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    4. 06-09-2006 08:42 PM #4
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      That's such a disturbing image....














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    5. 06-09-2006 11:19 PM #5
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      Sorta? What do you cinsider an actual dirty joke to be?
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    6. 06-10-2006 02:47 AM #6
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      lol I'm heard that before. But in the version I heard, it was his dad.
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    7. 06-10-2006 10:29 PM #7
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      would be funnier if it was asking his dad.
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