Most wonderful pee in my life!

**baronbrocoli** · 05-25-2006 07:09 PM

This is what it sounds like, yesterday I had the most wonderful pee in my life. I got to the cinema with some friends and bought a lot of soda. I basically drank like 2 liters. In the middle of the movie I wanted to go take a pee, but the movie was just too good to do that so I just hang in there. An hour later, the movie has finished and I can barely stand it. The need to release all that urine is just extreme. I get up as soon as the credits start and run to thr bathroom. I started peeing and it felt just wonderful. Releasing all that load was almost orgasmic. It was the best pee I ever took in my life

. I got out of th bathroom with a big smile on my face, feeling quite light

**wombing** · 05-26-2006 12:33 AM

as my old man is fond of saying

"peeing brings the same relief to both rich and poor"..

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once i held in urine for as long as i possibly could, until i peed myself involuntarily...ah, what relief !

*note* i planned on this scenario occuring, and was within twenty yards of a river at the time.*

**baronbrocoli** · 05-26-2006 02:11 AM

hahaha man that's really funny. I love what your old man says it's really great

**Patrick** · 05-26-2006 10:29 PM

Charming.

Here's a straight jacket.

**purple raevyn** · 05-26-2006 10:31 PM

that reminds me of the time i was in the public restroom and the girl in the stall next to me was pissing like a horse, and she uttered such a sigh of relief. how long was SHE holding it. sounded like she hadnt gone in days!

ROFLMFAO!!!!

**baronbrocoli** · 05-27-2006 12:29 AM

Hahaha I only held it for 2 hours!!! I'll have to try holding it for more

**agentie23** · 05-31-2006 06:41 AM

those are rare indeed.

**Amethyst Star** · 05-31-2006 08:56 AM

The longest I held it was 14 hours during a marching band trip. Seriously. We just didn't have time for it until we got to dinner.

...however I probably could have gone longer, but that could have turned out bad.

**OpheliaBlue** · 05-31-2006 04:04 PM

Originally posted by baronbrocoli
In the middle of the movie I wanted to go take a pee, but the movie was just too good to do that so I just hang in there.

lol I HATE that

I refuse to buy anything larger than the smallest size coke for that very reason

my bladder is so fucking small, that on a choir trip once we all gave eachother names like the ones from Dances with Wolves, and I got dubbed "Pees like Squirrel"

singers think they are soooo funny

**Seeker** · 05-31-2006 04:57 PM

I remember a drinking a couple of beers with a friend and then starting down the autobahn. Seems that stretch didn't have too many rest stops with toilets. It became quite bad after a couple of hours. I remember seeing cars parked along the site of the autobahn and guys standing off the side of the road letting go. Guess they had some beers for lunch as well and couldn't wait.

I have never felt so good in my life as when we finally found a stop with toilet.

**baronbrocoli** · 05-31-2006 05:07 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

lol I HATE that

I refuse to buy anything larger than the smallest size coke for that very reason

my bladder is so fucking small, that on a choir trip once we all gave eachother names like the ones from Dances with Wolves, and I got dubbed "Pees like Squirrel"

singers think they are soooo funny

OMG!!! LOL can I call you like that? joke

Yeah I think I'll get the smallest coke next time

**Liam** · 05-31-2006 06:32 PM

I know what you feel...I have a very very very fast metabolism..So for example if I drink a 500 ml bottle of water..I have to go pee in the following 10-15 minutes...It really sucks in long drives or in school...