Thread: Ask Jeeves, Identity X's amazing dream butler!

I've had an interesting character prop up in my Lucid dreams. He hasn't got a name, but he sure knows mine!

In an LD a few weeks back, I dreamt my family were rich and had a huge mansion and a stereotypical, albeit short tempered, butler!

Having become lucid, I decided to have some fun and request the butler obtain some outrageous items. And lo and behold, muttering some coarse words under his breath about his new master, he'd return with them!

Some of the things I'd asked for:

* a really, really, heavy stone
* some beeswax
* roast beef, a la chocolat (I believe, something godawful)
* "an after dinner mint so wafer thin it can only be seen through an electron microscope" (he replied "cock off" to this one)

Anyway, you get the idea. And it was indeed so very entertaining. Poor man nearly had a heart attack, and you know what? I'm opening up his services to all of you lot!

Just post your ideas for stupid, unobtainable and downright nonsense items, and the next time I come across him in the land of nod, I'll harass him some more, and report on his success!

Or you might want to try it yourself. Remember: If you want something, just ask Jeeves, the amazing, fantastic and spectacularly foul-mouthed dream butler!