Thread: This just in.

indeed, he is a figure created by the media to entertain.

he is an image planted in your head by the massive companys that drive our everyday lives.

this just in, DuB broke the chat

Originally posted by Celoude
Steven Seagal does not exist.
He is but a mere figment of the media
And our imaginations.

Celoude, I knew something was up after every single scene he looked like a green screen add in, especially during most of the stunt scenes.

Originally posted by Celoude
Steven Seagal does not exist.
He is but a mere figment of the media
And our imaginations.

Goodnight.

Thank God. He creeps me out.

Steven Seagull > Chuck Norris.

However, Elephants > Steven Seagull > Chuck Norris.

An elephant could lay the smack down on Seagull's ass.

Elephants =

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.

Although I know the whole Chuck Norris thing is played out, I just wanted to declare that this was my favorite one of them all:

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,
Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life
by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to
life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked the animal,
breaking its neck, to remind the
crew once more that Chuck giveth,
and the good Chuck taketh away.