For those who don't know, Pocky is a japanese-originated snack which is basically a stick-shaped cracker covered in milk chocolate.
This epic tale follows the fate of a lone stick of pocky.


FreshBrains [7:49pm]: seriously, this is my LAST stick of pocky.
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Valvo [7:49pm]: EAT IT!
PantsParty [7:49pm]: lmao
FreshBrains stares at the last, individually-wrapped peice of pocky
FreshBrains [7:49pm]: but... if I eat it, there's NONE left
Valvo [7:49pm]: You must listens to teh precious...
PantsParty [7:49pm]: roflmfao
FreshBrains [7:49pm]: no more! and not for like two weeks!
Valvo [7:49pm]: Eats us...EAts uS
Valvo [7:49pm]: Wes ares tASTAYS!
FreshBrains [7:50pm]: NO!!! muuUUsst ReesiIIsst...
Valvo [7:50pm]: LISTENS TO TEH PRECIOUSNESS!
PantsParty [7:50pm]: eat it, you pussy.
PantsParty [7:50pm]: lol
FreshBrains [7:50pm]: NO, NEVAR!
Valvo [7:50pm]: tAsTy yUmMy
FreshBrains [7:50pm]: I can't eat the precious!
Valvo [7:50pm]: dO yOu lIkE yUmMy?!
Valvo [7:50pm]: Eats us!
FreshBrains [7:50pm]: I CAN'T EAT THE PRECIOUS!
PantsParty shoves pocky down FB's throat.
FreshBrains [7:50pm]: it's only ONE stick of pocky, BTW
Valvo [7:51pm]: yOu MuSt!
FreshBrains [7:51pm]: hah, stupid. it's individually wrapped.
FreshBrains [7:51pm]: I didn't even touch the actual pocky.
Valvo [7:51pm]: tHe PoCkY wIlL bRiNg YoUs HaPpInEsS
Valvo [7:51pm]: eAtS uS
PantsParty uses Telekinesis to pull pocky back up his throat, unwrap it, and shove it back down
FreshBrains reaches a shuddering hand torwards the pocky
Valvo [7:52pm]: yOu MuSt LiStEn
FreshBrains starts to shakily unwrap the pocky
FreshBrains stares intently at the last portion of wrapped pocky, knowing that one more tear will break the seal
Valvo [7:52pm]: tHe PoCkY iS sTrOnG iN tHiS oNe
PantsParty [7:52pm]: Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil
Valvo [7:52pm]: jOiNs Us
FreshBrains [7:52pm]: one more tear and it'll be ruined...
FreshBrains puts the pocky down.
FreshBrains [7:53pm]: I can't do this.
Valvo [7:53pm]: jOiNs Us aNd We ShAlL rUlE aS fAtHeR aNd SuN
FreshBrains [7:53pm]: wtf? you aren't my father!
FreshBrains [7:53pm]: stupid nub!
Valvo [7:54pm]: tHe PoCkY cOmMaNdS yOu!
FreshBrains [7:54pm]: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD!
PantsParty farts really loud. seriously. i mean like, really loud.
FreshBrains [7:54pm]: okay, I just lost my appetite so much it isn't even funny.
Valvo [7:54pm]: tHe PrEsCiOuSnEsS!
Valvo [7:54pm]: . . .
PantsParty [7:54pm]: lmfao
Valvo [7:54pm]: That's gross.
Valvo [7:55pm]: Forget the pocky...
FreshBrains [7:55pm]: see, now that you've forgotten about it, I think I'll eat it anyway.
FreshBrains unwraps the pocky and eats it within 5 seconds.
PantsParty [7:55pm]: lmao
Valvo eats more of his craptastic ice cream.
PantsParty [7:55pm]: pwnd.
Valvo [7:55pm]: o_O