Sgt. Fuzzy Bob

**BeautifulDreamer** · 06-29-2006 03:29 AM

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BeautifulDreamer [8:16pm]: Bur one man escaped.. his name was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:17pm]: No. You are are wrong. His name was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:17pm]: Fuzzy BOB
BeautifulDreamer [8:18pm]: Yes, Fuzzy Bob escaped. He dressed up as a scarecrow and shoved a pole up his ass.
BeautifulDreamer [8:19pm]: The germans suspected nothing.
BeautifulDreamer [8:19pm]: He knew he had to win the battle. His only weapon was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:20pm]: He had.. one jar of SYRUP!
BeautifulDreamer [8:21pm]: He snuckm up behind a german, eating the brains of a fallen comrade.
BeautifulDreamer [8:22pm]: Among them was Fresh Brains. He liked brains. SO much he ate. Brains.
PantsParty [8:22pm]: (_)_)==================D
BeautifulDreamer [8:23pm]: Fuzzy Bob knew he needed help.
BeautifulDreamer [8:23pm]: Suddenlly he walked into the giant penius of PantsParty
BeautifulDreamer [8:24pm]: Help me! Begged fuzzy bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:24pm]: PantsParty laughs
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "I am the alpha, the omega, the first penius, the origanal!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "I own all peniuses!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "Oh yeah" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:26pm]: "prove it!" he says.
BeautifulDreamer [8:27pm]: He concentrates furiusly on Fuzzy Bobs special area, and gives him an errection
BeautifulDreamer [8:27pm]: HUZZAH! says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:28pm]: So will you help me" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:28pm]: "mayhaps I will"
BeautifulDreamer [8:29pm]: "But only if... You help.. ME.. heheehe"
BeautifulDreamer [8:29pm]: Fuzzy Bob looks horiffied.
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: You have to give me a b...
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: utton!
. BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: "A button?" I thought
PantsParty [8:30pm]: LMFAO @ BD!!!!!!!
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: "You thought what?"
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: I thought I had to.. well.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: What?
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: "Um well"
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: "You mean, OO man!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "I don't do that type of thing" says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "Yeah.." says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "Well we have to find more men!" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "But we need a ride!" says Fuzzy Bob
. BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "Hop on" Says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "On what?"
FreshBrains [8:33pm]: They are in Anzio, where the rest of the british troops have been slaughtered by tanks.
FreshBrains [8:33pm]: Fuzzy Bob only escaped by dressing as a scarecrow and shoving a pole up his ass.
BeautifulDreamer [8:34pm]: "My pimpmobile"
BeautifulDreamer [8:34pm]: Suddenly, he detaches it, and puts on a new, sparkly one.
BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: "Let's rool" said PP
. BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: Suddenlly, he hears a rocket starting up.
BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: He looks down, and see's that it is coming from him.
Courtney is a vampire now.
BeautifulDreamer [8:37pm]: 3.. 2.. 1 LIFTOFF!
BeautifulDreamer [8:38pm]: Fuzzy bob zooms into the air, and sees PP waving back.
BeautifulDreamer [8:38pm]: Our hero looks down and dives into the house of a vampire, conveintly placed near Anzio
BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: Fuzzy Bob looks at the vampire, who he knows is Courtnry because of the sign around her neck
BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: "Hellooooo humman!"
! BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: Says the vampire
BeautifulDreamer [8:41pm]: AHH! A vampire says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:41pm]: "No, I am a Seductive Vampiress! Not a vampire! Why does nobody know!!!
.BeautifulDreamer [8:42pm]: 'Well.. yeah. I need help!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:42pm]: "Help with.. whattttt?" She says
BeautifulDreamer [8:43pm]: "Um. I need help with a war!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:43pm]: "It's 1944 already?" She says
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: "Man I can remember when I was only 1000, I was swift, cool, succking out the blood of everybody.
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: Then.. HE came.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: "Who is.. HE?"
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: HE CAME! HE CAME!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:45pm]: HE CAMMEEE!
BeautifulDreamer [8:45pm]: Our hero looked at her, seeing that she was now in a fetal pesition.
FreshBrains [8:45pm]: Absolutely NOTHIN! Say it again, WAR! Woahwoahwoah, lord, what is it good for?
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: Suddenly
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: A persn broke thru the roof.
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: It was...
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: Nobody our hero reconised.
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: He looked at him.
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: "SIR! My name is private Shadows!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: "Suddenly Fuzzy Bob realized he was a sgt.
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: Battle feild comisssions rule
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: "How did you escape, private?"
FreshBrains [8:48pm]: "I shoved a pole up my ass, sir!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: "Well sir.. It's a long story.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:49pm]: I started out in the feild. With a few million others, part of the cannon fodder regiment.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: A cannon broke lose, and I was thrown into the sky.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: I would have landed okay, put some retard flying a giant penius threw me into the air more.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: And I landed here.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: The end.
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: "That wasn't that long" said Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: So..
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: Suddenly, Courtney snapped out of her trance
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: "Weapins. cellar.." she mumbled, and died of a heart attack.
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: Fuzzy Bob thought for a few days on what this could mean.
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: HUZZAH!
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: He said, I have found it!
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: He walked down to the cellar.
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: Inside, he saw one. Single. Thing.
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: A puddin pop
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He looked at it. It was long, smooth, and brown.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He realizd that It could never melt.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: At all.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: Never.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: Ever.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He picked it up. A surge of energy went thru his body.
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: He transformed. He was wearing a puddin pop suit.
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: "I am.. PUDDIN POP MAN!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: Pvt. Shadows looked at the New Sgt. Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: "I am.. PUDDIN POP MAN!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:56pm]: Hold on, pvt!
BeautifulDreamer [8:57pm]: He zoomed thru the roof and into the incoming MG fire.
BeautifulDreamer [8:58pm]: He then ressureccted all the fallen soldiers, they looked around, and since the geermans wern't firing, they slaughtered them.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: Fresh Brains woke up with a smile on his face. What a great dream.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: And lucid too.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: THE END!

Needs spell check, but It will be a comic soon!

**BeautifulDreamer** · 06-29-2006 03:30 AM

The backdrop on this is that we were talking about Pink Floy'ds last album, and we played a gam e, and I did this. It is in Anzio.

**Courtney Mae** · 06-29-2006 03:51 AM

Haha, yes, i was there to witness this story...

**BeautifulDreamer** · 06-29-2006 03:53 AM

Originally posted by Courtney
Haha, yes, i was there to witness this story...

You are IN the stroy comrade! I think I'll use that one thing used to make half life comics.

**FreshBrains** · 06-29-2006 02:58 PM

Ooooh, I can so TOTALLY do that!
Anyway, just so you folks know, I was talking about Pink Floyd's last album made together, The Final Cut.
*Points to avatar*
It's really damn depressing. It's about how a group of british soldiers, a few hundred strong, was pretty much slaughtered at Anzio, in the Falkland islands, in WWII. But one escaped. His name was.... Fuzzy bob. This is his story.

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-03-2006 01:47 AM

That's the first image. I plan to have it say at the top. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. WWII. Anzio. Our hero, Fuzzy Bob was among them.

(british soldier going "Charge! My tea's getting cold!)[/img]

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-03-2006 01:50 AM

Needless to say, they died.

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-03-2006 01:53 AM

Fuzzy Bob.. ran

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-03-2006 01:56 AM

I need help. If anybody has acsess to photoshop, please contact me. You may just get included in the story!

Needs from Photoshop include:

Inlarging pictures

Creating pictures.

Editing pictures (Speech bubbles, narraration, etc.)

Please help!

**Courtney Mae** · 07-03-2006 04:26 AM

I can't be of any help

But http://flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/captioner.php might.

**BeautifulDreamer** · 04-05-2007 03:13 AM

Damn... I need to get this started again.

27 · 04-05-2007 03:22 AM

[FreshBrains Posted Jun 29 2006, 07:58 AM
Ooooh, I can so TOTALLY do that!
Anyway, just so you folks know, I was talking about Pink Floyd's last album made together, The Final Cut.
*Points to avatar*
It's really damn depressing. It's about how a group of british soldiers, a few hundred strong, was pretty much slaughtered at Anzio, in the Falkland islands, in WWII. But one escaped. His name was.... Fuzzy bob. This is his story.[/b]

'The Division Bell' was Floyds last, not 'The Final Cut'. 'The Final Cut' was the last to feature Roger Waters.

**CymekSniper** · 04-05-2007 03:50 AM

Nazi Germans! Why if I ever saw a picture of one, even if it was from some movie about D-day, I would go insane!

**BeautifulDreamer** · 04-05-2007 04:37 AM

I guess my comic will satisfy your. ....thirst...

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