Originally Posted by
NeAvO
A bear was chasing a mouse into a forest one day and they both came across a magical frog. the frog said "I will grant you 3 wishes each if you promise to leave me alone."
The bear and mouse agreed. The bear went first and followed his pervy instincts by saying "I wish that every bear in this forest was female except for me." The wish was granted.
The mouse then wished "I want a motorbike."
The bear then said "I wish every bear in the country was female except for me." The wish was granted.
The mouse then said "I want a helmet for my motorbike."
The bear then said "Ahh what the hell I wish every bear in the world was a girl except for me." The wish was granted.
The mouse then said "I wish that bear was gay." Then he put his helmet on and rode away on his motorbike.
Btw I'm not being horrible to gays.
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