best....game....ever |
|
For I bring you..... BARBARIANS!! |
|
best....game....ever |
|
(\_ _/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
hah, you barbarians pale in comparison to a ninja pirate such as myself. My parrot alone will have shut down your respiratory system in seconds with a peck to several pressure points while you do nothing more than clumsily shake your stick at me... and before you get any ideas I don't mean that kind of stick! |
|
It says my lucid age is 10 years+ that's true but I still have recall issues
A ninja such as myself would never allow such a thing to happen. I disappear and come back as quietly as ever, no one would notice the difference until it was too late. |
|
I find it hard to comprehend how a mere ninja, could stand up to a mighty ninja-pirate? You couldn't even handle my ninja-parrot |
|
It says my lucid age is 10 years+ that's true but I still have recall issues
You know, I bought a great 10 foot sword from a barbarian once. During that time I increased my mass slaughter attack points by +20! |
|
"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
Barbarians are merley the predecessors of ninjas and pirates. We ninjas got all the best traits such as ass kickingness. Pirates got sailing and general recklessness. Both pirates and ninjas picked up a few of their own unique traits that didn't come from Barbarians. NInjas got stealth and shuriken skillz. Pirates got drunkeness. unfortunatly neither of us got pretzel making skillz |
|
Bookmarks