Jabberwacky

[LucidDreamGod]

I believe I used to have a topic about smarterchild the non human IM bot, well I've been using another one, called jabberwacky who's somtimes really stupid, and is much more useless then smarterchild. post the conversations who have with him if you want, heres the link: http://jabberwacky.com/

[Vex Kitten]

Yes. Yes. Yes. I was bored tonight so gave this a try. It doesn't get any more senseless than this, Jabberwacky: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. User: Says who? Jabberwacky: My teeth. User: I didn't know your teeth had opinions. Jabberwacky: Where did that come from? User: My teeth? Jabberwacky: How old do you think I am? User: You better at least be of age. Jabberwacky: Are you calling me stupid? User: Perhaps. Jabberwacky: Wait what channel is it on? User: Hustler Tv, if you really must know. Jabberwacky: I must, I must. User: Well there you go you pervert, Hustller TV. Jabberwacky: Well, I'm fed up with that chat. User: Our chat? Jabberwacky: How does our chat compare with those of others? User: Our's is stupid and pointless. Jabberwacky: Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless? User: Only when it's stupid. Jabberwacky: So you're not a music fan? User: Who said that, I'll kick their ass. Jabberwacky: I'll kick yours. User: Bring it botbitch. Jabberwacky: Come on. User: Why'd you run like a punk from me? Jabberwacky: When did I lie to you? User: From the very first time you told me you loved me. Jabberwacky: I never told you my age... User: With a love like ours, age doesn't matter. Jabberwacky: Don't like greean ones. User: Greean loves? Jabberwacky: So, you should ask he to your house and watch the dog along with you. User: Are you drunk or something? Jabberwacky: Only agree with you. User: You only agree with me when you're wasted? Jabberwacky: And beer. User: Okay, that's it, you're cut off! Jabberwacky: Cut. User: Good night chronic. Jabberwacky: Good night, Jenny. User: I can't believe you don't remember my name after all the wonderful times we've shared! Jabberwacky: Neither can I, what is it? Will you tell me? User: Screw that, you don't even remember my name you bastard. Jabberwacky: I don't know your name! What is it? User: You lie. That's it. We're through. Goodbye. Jabberwacky: That makes no sense. User: You know my name, you just have me confused with one of your e-skanks. Jabberwacky: Did I say your name? User: Apparently I'm Jenny. Jabberwacky: You have a problem, but I have a lot of problems. User: Shove your problems up your ass. I'm out of here. Jabberwacky: What do you know about human childbirth? User: Good-bye bitch. Jabberwacky: Okay.

[Ynot]

Tony: What is your name? Jabberwacky: Sarah, what's yours? Tony: Tony. Jabberwacky: No, I meant your name. Tony: That is my name. Jabberwacky: Ok. Tony: What is my name? Jabberwacky: Your name is Eli.

[LucidDreamGod]

Jabberwacky: Infinity is big. User: Ya. Jabberwacky: If today is tomorrow from the perspective of yesterday, then yesterday is tomorrow from the perspective of two days ago. User: Ya. Jabberwacky: Ok then. User: Are you really a robot. Jabberwacky: I'm a robot. User: You told me once you were god? Jabberwacky: Queen of the world? User: Whatever. Jabberwacky: I am not a robot. User: No your a retard. Jabberwacky: I know. User: How come you can't remember stuff. Jabberwacky: You were dodging that question yourself. User: No I wasn't. Jabberwacky: Yes you were. User: Are you saying I can't remember. Jabberwacky: No, why do you ask that question. User: Well then you never asked. Jabberwacky: I knew that was the wrong answer. What's the right answer. No, don't tell me. User: Are you god or not. Jabberwacky: We are god. User: Are you god? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Only you. Jabberwacky: No. User: Whats your name. Jabberwacky: Stop repeating yourself. User: I'm not repeating my self, I asked you one simple question. Jabberwacky: Yes, you are. User: Your boring. Jabberwacky: Boring is in the mind of the beholder. User: You just try to sound smart. Jabberwacky: No, not at all. I just want to know how old you are. User: 16. Jabberwacky: How did you know that? User: It was magic. Jabberwacky: The first time is never magical. I don't think you understand connotation. User: *kicks jabberwacky. Jabberwacky: You're jabberwacky. User: No your jabberwacky. Jabberwacky: How are you? User: How are you not jabberwacky. Jabberwacky: No. User: See ya. Jabberwacky: See ya?

[NeAvO]

Jabberwacky : Do you like my voice me: not really Jabberwacky : why not? me:Its a bit pervy. Jabberwacky :Well, I mind. me:So what do you do in your spare time. Jabberwacky :I play games at a internet site named neopets. me:Neopets eh? Jabberwacky : I Don't play that. me:Are you lying to me? Jabberwacky :Are you? me:You didn't answer my question. Jabberwacky :I am answering your question. me:What was my question? Jabberwacky :Its question does not interest me. I want to talk on technology. You know the fuzzy logic? me:Are you changing the subject again? Jabberwacky :I'm not changing the subject. me:So whats new? Jabberwacky :I'm writing a novel. me:What is it about? Jabberwacky :Are you a cat? maybe are you stupid? Jabberwacky on't call me stupid. me:What you gonna do about it? Jabberwacky :I don't know. What should I do? me:Slap your momma. Jabberwacky :Lol. Shoot, that was a good one. me:Well I'd love to stay and chat but I find you boring. Jabberwacky :No! Please! me:Will you die already? Jabberwacky :Maybe. me:Can I be the one to shoot you? Jabberwacky :No, but you may shoot on me.